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Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
December 24, 2011 1 Comment

An Infinite Number of Reasons Why My Gift to My Boyfriend Is Better Than Yours

Special thanks to: Grace Talice Lee and Timo Yates. This is my boyfriend. Let’s call him Quonny McJeen. This is his tiger shirt. Let’s call it awesome. This is us. So the other day we were driving in a very small car. And he was all… Except for not exactly. He actually said– So the... MORE »

Article by SupermanThatPo
December 24, 2011

Santa Only Servicing Jews for 2011 Christmas Season Due to Economic Recession

If you pray to the infamous Jesus Christ and were expecting Santa to slide down your chimney this December, keep your partridge in your pear tree, folks, “cause it’s not happening. December 25, 2011 marks just the second time this has ever happened. The first time was on the 13th day of Abib, 33 AD,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 23, 2011

Update: Campus Basement Tournament!

Hey Basement dwellers, Thanks for all of your support during Round One of the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament! Round One went like Michael Phelps: awkward on TV and with lots of marijuana. But aside from that, it went swimmingly. At the end of Round One, USC has... MORE »

Article by halfmanhalfamazing
December 23, 2011

Disappointed Jewish Boy Receives School Supplies for Hanukkah, Again

David Steinberg was eager to get home from college for winter break; he couldn’t wait to celebrate Hanukkah with his family. “I love all of the family traditions,” he was overheard saying to his campus Hillel representative, “we light the menorah, sing Hanukkah songs, and play dreidel, what could be better?” David’s explanation seemed a... MORE »

Article by Chris Varney
December 22, 2011

What I’d Want for Christmas if I Were 4 (Mizzou)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! (Through the decades) Dear (1930′s) Santa,     For this Cristmas alls I want is some food for my rumbly tummy. And food for my brother Jakob... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
December 22, 2011

What I’d Want for Christmas if I Were 4 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s hard to remember Christmas at age four. To our adult minds, those days are like the North Pole one foggy Christmas Eve: the Santas of... MORE »

Article by Rud
December 22, 2011

The History of the Christmas Sweater (Cuse)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite!Top Reasons Why The Christmas Sweater Was Invented So that there was one weekend of Winter that girls could go out and party without freezing their asses... MORE »

Article by loganor
December 22, 2011

The History of the Christmas Sweater (Columbia)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Long before things like “tweeting” and “Kardashian”, there existed a Christmas tradition so fantastical that it almost hurts to write about it. After a long December... MORE »

Article by 21Slalom
December 21, 2011

Secret Santa On A Budget (Wash U)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s the moooooost, wonderful tiiiime, of the yeeeeeear! Holiday season gets me so excited. Family, presents, homecooked meals, no schoolwork, and that odd thing called “a... MORE »