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Article by Piliour
January 2, 2012

Update: Campus Basement Tournament Elimination Round!

Hey Basement dwellers, At this point, you’re probably wondering, “How could they possibly have made a sequel to Ghost Rider?!” You’re probably also wondering, more relevantly, “What the hell is going on with the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament? I mean, is this thing ever going to end?”... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
December 30, 2011

Our New Year’s Resolutions 2012 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s the end of the year, y’all. We’d like to share all the helpful hints we were given in 2011 about how we should change, and... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
December 27, 2011

10 Things to Do Over Winter Break (Basement Staff)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Co-written with Basement Boss Alex Piliouras.10. Get a Job, Grouch!You’re spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to binge drink, eat Hot Pockets, and occasionally sit in... MORE »

Article by Alex R
December 27, 2011

Stranded in Cuse

Right now, all SU students are in that awkward time period between Christmas and New Years Eve. While we are disappointed that Christmas is over we are counting down the days until New Years Eve where we can start working on our first hangover of 2012. But I want to take the time to remind... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
December 24, 2011

A College Christmas Carol: Whiskey, Time Travel, and Matt Barkley

I down my entire Holiday Winesky Nog (wine, whiskey, egg nog, and cough syrup, because you’re only young once) in record time, my sixth mug celebrating the same number of potential love interests who stopped messaging back this week on a stupid dating site I don’t care about even a little bit at all. I’d... MORE »

Article by Quinn Sosna-Spear
December 24, 2011

An Infinite Number of Reasons Why My Gift to My Boyfriend Is Better Than Yours

Special thanks to: Grace Talice Lee and Timo Yates. This is my boyfriend. Let’s call him Quonny McJeen. This is his tiger shirt. Let’s call it awesome. This is us. So the other day we were driving in a very small car.  And he was all… Except for not exactly. He actually said– So the... MORE »

Article by SupermanThatPo
December 24, 2011

Santa Only Servicing Jews for 2011 Christmas Season Due to Economic Recession

If you pray to the infamous Jesus Christ and were expecting Santa to slide down your chimney this December, keep your partridge in your pear tree, folks, “cause it’s not happening. December 25, 2011 marks just the second time this has ever happened. The first time was on the 13th day of Abib, 33 AD,... MORE »