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New Marshall Street Bar Eagerly Awaits Customer Stereotype
Last Thursday, a brand new bar had its grand opening on Marshall Street. DJ’s recently joined Chuck’s, Faegan’s, Lucy’s, and Harry’s to become the latest installment in Syracuse University campus bars, which evidently are all required by law to have an apostrophe and an “s” at the end of the name. When Maggie’s was... MORE »
Flint Hall Root Beer Pong Tournament
When you’re too young to drink real beer… Root Beer! MORE »
5 Shitty College Beers and Why I Drink Them
Coors Light Why It Sucks Coors Light tastes significantly worse to me than anything else. It seems to be everyone else’s favorite. It is, however, the first beer I ever drank and thought “Jesus, this tastes significantly worse to me than anything else.” Coors is a leading innovator in stupid things to add to your... MORE »
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Guide: Where to Pee When Intoxicated
1.Bird: the most common of pee spots, Bird Library is perfect for the late night urination. With those secluded spots on the sides, it’s almost like the architect designed the place to double as an outhouse. 2.Link: If it’s early enough, Link will always be open with some nerd configuring an equation to maximize the... MORE »
Undergraduate Body In Shock Upon Learning That Underage Drinking Is Illegal
The relationship between the undergraduate student body and the office of Interfraternity affairs has been nothing short of tumultuous, however the statement published by the office last night has sent the undergraduate body into an uproar. Students around campus are simply dumbstruck upon learning that one must be 21 to drink... MORE »
Bro Admits to Preferring Bud Light to Natty Ice
In a shocking turn of events, frat bro Jimmy “J-Bone” Sullivan declared last week that he generally prefers drinking Bud Light to Natty Ice. The comments caused an uproar in the bro community, where such a statement is the real-world equivalent of saying that The Event is better than Lost, or that Snooki “isn’t that... MORE »
Move Over Fantasy Football, Here’s Your Fantasy Beer Pong Draft Guide
Fantasy football, smantasy shmootball. With the NFL season just about halfway over, many fantasy footballers are out of their league’s playoff race and are looking for a new outlet. I’m here to tell you that Fantasy Beer Pong (FBP) is sweeping the nation more than Swiffer Wet Jet ever could. This is the new craze... MORE »
Scientists Discover Pong Water Cup cures AIDS, Cancer, other diseases
It’s an age-old custom in a game of beer pong: After the other team takes their shot, you drop the ball into a water cup, obviously thereby eliminating the bacteria potentially collected on the table or in the beer cups, or from that disgusting basement floor if your opponents are really bad. Everyone in college... MORE »