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There are obvious reasons as to why having your parents come visit you abroad is the greatest. First being the endless amounts of money since as we all know the only people who can afford go abroad are rich white Jews anyway. But it is nice to have the tedious task of carrying ones wallet... MORE »
Despite constant effort throughout the domestic student community in recent history, questions have been constantly raised, forever thought to remain rhetorical. These inquiries without a doubt have always delt with the obvious and potent body odor that many internationals strut around with like a new rhinestone jean jacket. “How the hell can somebody smell... MORE »
FC Barca fans are nuts! People love futbol in Europe more than anything, but after last night it is safe to say that Steelers fans are the worst. Last night in Barcelona the Super Bowl aired at 12:30 in the morning and lasted til around 4:30 in the morning. Although it was bullshit because the... MORE »
After spending first semester abroad in Madrid, I drove up to Syracuse last month to spend exam week on campus. I had missed my friends dearly during my four-month European adventure, but the truth is that I didn’t drive seven hours from Maryland to Syracuse because I wanted to see them. The reason I drove... MORE »
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Madrid, Spain ““ Professors at Syracuse University’s Madrid campus are pleased to find that dwindling attendance numbers in their classrooms are due to the increased number of students who use their class time to “do cultural stuff,” and have nothing to do with the large crowd of kids eating potato chips in the courtyard. “It’s... MORE »
Madrid, Spain ““ In a nearly unanimous vote, the Association of Spanish Women passed a measure today to extend their long-standing policy of “Look but don’t touch” toward any and all men they meet. With the exception of a few holdouts that clearly had too much sangria during their afternoon siesta, the ASW spoke with... MORE »