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Article by Nicole G
September 26, 2011

AD Cancelling Noon Football Games Because of Weak Student Section

Get out your planners, kids. Syracuse’s football schedule is receiving a midseason shake-up. After last Saturday’s feeble student turnout, when Toledo played Syracuse in the Carrier Dome, Athletic Director Darryl Gross is implementing a revolutionary strategy to get butts in seats. He is pushing back all 12 PM start times to 2 PM, effective immediately.  ... MORE »

Article by Klatch
September 16, 2011

Tallahassee Man Sells First Born Son for FSU vs. Oklahoma Tickets

Dom Johnson, 37, of Tallahassee admitted to selling his first born son yesterday all for tickets to Saturday’s game against Oklahoma. Andrew Johnson, 8, was reportedly sold to a family in Wakulla County. “I’m gonna miss the little man,” says Johnson, “He really was a great kid”¦ but sacrifices are sacrifices I guess, and you... MORE »

Picture by Tyler Marchewski
September 10, 2011

We Were Beating Bama…

we lost but we looked good doing it MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 4, 2011

Week in Review

Dart-meth: Randy Lambreghts was arrested last Sunday for cooking meth in his apartment. Upon being notified of the meth lab Lambreghts was running out of his dorm room, univeristy and city officials immediately handled the crisis by going on Netflix and watching Breaking Bad. Sources say they’re halfway through season 3. Irene-eous!: Hurricane Irene ripped... MORE »

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Article by Leah Folta
August 18, 2011

Trojans Preseason Football Action Report: Behind the Wall

Football fever’s begun to blaze redder than the imminent autumn leaves as SC gears up for a new season on the turf. Last year’s NCAA controversy and lukewarm record left us plenty of future triumph to work toward; as a deeply enthusiastic Trojan if usually confused viewer of sports, this reporter set out personally to... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
August 8, 2011

Survey indicates all students are age 21+, especially on Thursdays

A revolutionary survey sponsored by Students That Investigate For Fun (STIFF) indicates a unique reality at USC: the entire student body is in fact the age of 21 or older. “We at STIFF wanted to know how so many people are legally allowed to party because we thought it would just be fun to find... MORE »

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Article by Lia Woodward
May 9, 2011

Dalai Lama finally announces where he will play in the fall

After months of speculation and hotly contested rumors, the Dalai Lama made a very public commitment to USC for the 2011 football season. Last Tuesday, USC students, professors and fans alike gathered to witness the special announcement at an event held at the Galen Center. In spite of the Dalai Lama’s wishes for an element... MORE »

Article by loganeastman
April 17, 2011

Students nostalgic for controversy

A couple weeks ago, USC was making national headlines unrelated to football: a fraternity had circulated a private been forwarded an e-mail that exemplified fraternity culture at its worse.  Then, a member from the same fraternity chose to live up to this mantra by having sex on the tallest building on campus. Oh, and the... MORE »

Article by SteveLerner
April 2, 2011

Women’s Basketball Interviewed About Spring Football

Spring football continues to be the biggest unrelated-to-rooftops story at USC this semester, and we at Campus Basement are starting a new feature: figuring out what other USC “sports teams” think about our football team. This week: women’s basketball! We asked senior guard Jackie Gemelos her thoughts on the football team’s chances at winning the... MORE »