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November 14, 2011

Editorial: 2011 Student Association Presidential Election

Disclaimer: The article below is solely the author’s opinion and is not endorsed by Campus Basement.   Campus Basement is a nonpartisan, unbiased news outlet in touch with the real issues at hand at Syracuse University. So with the election for the next president of the Student Association right around the corner, I am proud... MORE »

April 20, 2010

SA Funds Invisible Man

SA Funds Invisible Man This semester, SA decided once again to deny funding to most groups. They did, however, fund one group’s proposition to bring The Invisible Man (featured in photo) to campus for a one-hour performance. On Monday, many groups showed up to the budget hearing to attempt to convince SA one last time... MORE »

April 7, 2010

Mystery Mayfest Beer Brewed by Nancy Cantor

Now that “Mayfest” has been tainted, students have decided to try and focus on the good that is still left””the free beer. What will it be? How will it be served? Busch Light? Keystone? Natural Ice? Cans, bottles or red Solo cups? With how money hungry our university is, people have been very curious about... MORE »

April 5, 2010

SA Fest (aka MayFest)

SA has announced that they will be sponsoring their own version of Mayfest, in an attempt to revive the holiday that SU is trying to ban. Their Mayfest will not take place on Euclid, which means”¦IT ISN’T MAYFEST! While it remains to be seen what will ACTUALLY occur on this fraudulent Mayfest, and WHERE it... MORE »

February 13, 2010

SA Student Association Funding (where our money goes…)

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September 22, 2010

best Orange wallpaper ever

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September 19, 2010

PSA to Freshman Girl: How guys jack-off with a roommate?

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April 13, 2010

Mayfest Poll Results

So, there you have it. Long live Mayfest! MORE »

September 29, 2010

Student Institutionalized After Being Called “Freshman”

It was 2:04 AM on Saturday, September 3, 2009. David Moore was walking home from a house party on Livingtson Avenue with his roommates.   Suddenly, without warning, a 2005 Jeep rolled down Euclid. The Jeep slowed just as it reached Moore and his friends and from inside the vehicle came a single word: “FRESHMEN!”... MORE »

October 14, 2010

GREEK RANK Phi Si

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April 16, 2017

4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student

The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »

May 9, 2012

Disappearing Dorm Room

My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »

April 19, 2012

Syracuse University Class of 2016

Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »

April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

March 26, 2012

A Text Message From Fab Melo

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February 12, 2012

Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation

The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »

February 5, 2012

A Map Of College Sports

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January 26, 2012

Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year

Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »

January 25, 2012

Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot

Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »

January 22, 2012

Otto’s Army is at it again

Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »

December 25, 2011

All I Want For Christmas is Jews

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December 19, 2011

Jokes With Jenna Race

Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 19, 2011

Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties

Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »

December 6, 2011

Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement

A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »

December 5, 2011

“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping

Lyrics:  This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces,  When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us   And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty  We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »

December 4, 2011

Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?

For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »

December 3, 2011

An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game

And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »

November 18, 2011 1 Comment

Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis

Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »

November 15, 2011

Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video

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November 15, 2011

Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?

We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »

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