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Student Association gets Rasterbated
Editorial: 2011 Student Association Presidential Election
Disclaimer: The article below is solely the author’s opinion and is not endorsed by Campus Basement. Campus Basement is a nonpartisan, unbiased news outlet in touch with the real issues at hand at Syracuse University. So with the election for the next president of the Student Association right around the corner, I am proud... MORE »
SA Funds Invisible Man
SA Funds Invisible Man This semester, SA decided once again to deny funding to most groups. They did, however, fund one group’s proposition to bring The Invisible Man (featured in photo) to campus for a one-hour performance. On Monday, many groups showed up to the budget hearing to attempt to convince SA one last time... MORE »
Mystery Mayfest Beer Brewed by Nancy Cantor
Now that “Mayfest” has been tainted, students have decided to try and focus on the good that is still left””the free beer. What will it be? How will it be served? Busch Light? Keystone? Natural Ice? Cans, bottles or red Solo cups? With how money hungry our university is, people have been very curious about... MORE »
SA Fest (aka MayFest)
SA has announced that they will be sponsoring their own version of Mayfest, in an attempt to revive the holiday that SU is trying to ban. Their Mayfest will not take place on Euclid, which means”¦IT ISN’T MAYFEST! While it remains to be seen what will ACTUALLY occur on this fraudulent Mayfest, and WHERE it... MORE »
Student Hospitalized After Choking on Bubble Tea
Free samples of bubble tea at Boba Suite on South Crouse Avenue yesterday have left one Syracuse University student seriously injured and others seriously confused. Chris Rubenstein, a sophomore biology major, was taken to Upstate University Hospital at 5:45 p.m. and has been in a medically induced coma after nearly choking on tapioca pearls, police... MORE »
Professional Life Coach Rick Handle | Float Your Boat
You can’t handle Rick Handle’s handle. CitrusTV’s wildly original out-of-studio sketch comedy program. Float Your Boat offers an absurd yet tasteful brand of comedy, consciously reflective of our campus culture here at Syracuse University. MORE »
NEWS FLASH: Girls Dress Like Prostitutes on Halloween
Whoa, I just realized something. Ever notice that like, most of the year girls wear leggings and those leather boots (awesome) or Uggs (disgusting) and like a black Northface Jacket? I know, right? Like EVERY GIRL DOES. It’s crazy! Well like…Halloween rolls around, and all the girls go out in these like, really, really slutty... MORE »
Who Haven’t You Slept With?!
Dear Cuse Me Baby,My boyfriend and I were discussing our “numbers” the other day when he told me that he’s only had sex with one girl. I’ve had sex with more girls than that, and I consider myself someone who only has sex with guys. I was worried about what he would think about my... MORE »
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Girls Bathroom Stall Debate Edition MORE »
4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Disappearing Dorm Room
My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »
Syracuse University Class of 2016
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
There is something extremely wrong with this picture
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot
Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »
Otto’s Army is at it again
Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »
Jokes With Jenna Race
Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties
Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?
For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »
An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video
#rotoloclass MORE »
Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?
We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »