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The Emancipation Defecation
Picture by
Piliour
February 23, 2010 at 2:08 am
Other title options: A Turd Divided Cannot Flush, Four Score and Seven Turds Ago, Lincoln's Log
Why did they sculpt this man in the middle of a post-mexican food shit?
the statue between bowne hall and shaffer MORE »
University To Cover Quad In Grass
Ashlee Verrier, a spokesperson for Syracuse University’s Sod Integration Committee (SIC), a subdivision of Physical Plant, said Thursday that the University has “big plans for campus” this Arbor Day. Believe it or not, we are actually going to cover the campus in grass. Verrier, a 1981 graduate of SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry,... MORE »
Otto’s a Playa
Get em MORE »
An Open Letter From Chipotle’s Manager to Syracuse University
By John Friedman, Manager, Chipotle Mexican Grill It’s been a full week since I opened Chipotle on Syracuse University’s Marshall Street, and all I can think to myself is how freaking easy it is to take money from you people. I mean, damn, I’ve got hundreds of students lining up outside my restaurant literally... MORE »
Ownage
Dear Person Who Cheated Off Of Me Today, First off, you shouldn’t assume that I’m a reliable source for answers (or that I’ll be passive about you using me) just because I’m Asian. Yeah, that’s right. I saw you eye me down right before you carefully chose your seat and moved EXTREMELY close to me... MORE »
There Is Something Wrong With This Picture of Bernie Fine
I’m left wondering if they did that on purpose. Source: siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/ MORE »
Well Apparently Camping 101 Actually Happened
A few weeks ago, we reported that the great influx of freshmen students this year had led Syracuse to create a “tent” city on the quad. Were hear to let you know: it is actually happening. If you walk by the quad today or tomorrow, you will see these little shacks with signs that say... MORE »
Syracuse University Commencement 2010 : Float Your Boat
Video. Exactly what happened! MORE »
Ten Signs That Alums Miss ‘Cuse
They begin to tell their co-workers a story about the time they went out to Chuck’s one night with their friend John who puked in the bar, and begin to cry because the memory is too painful They choose not to watch the Super Bowl, or any football game, because they have developed a... MORE »
Around the Web
From studying for finals to partying your ass off (literally?) to discovering that there are no jobs for you once you leave so you might as well just keep partying, this is May’s first Around the Web! Sorry For Partying: https://bit.ly/IGEX07 College Candy: 1 in 2 College Grads are Unemployed/Underemployed [Current Events Cheat Sheet] https://collegecandy.com/2012/04/30/1-in-2-college-grads-are-unemployed-or-underemployed-current-events-cheat-sheet/... MORE »
Around the Web
It’s Friday! Time for some awesome stuff from our friends around the web! Sorry for Partying: https://www.thes4p.com/surviving-420/ College Party Guru: https://collegepartyguru.com/games/pages.php?link=Drinking_Monopoly TUN.com https://www.facebook.com/theuniversitynetwork MORE »
Special Around the Web
Coming to you today is a very special Tuesday edition of Around the Web! Mostly because we forgot to do one on Friday. Enjoy! TUN.com Are you sexy and you know it?! University of Missouri will be. Grindstone Fitness Studio offers their students unlimited yoga, spinning, and kickboxing classes w/ full membership for $53.58/month.... MORE »
Around the Web
Check out the latest stuff from Around the Web! TUN.com Having a party in your dorm room?! At Stella’s Pizza, located near Temple University, it’s $14.95 for 2XL pizzas, $12.75 for 2 LARG pizzas, and $9.65 for 2 SML pizzas. Wanna make it into a block party?! Get 3 any size pizzas, get the fourth... MORE »
Tuition Translator
It’s getting to be that wonderful time of the year. Flowers are blooming. Finals aren’t quite here yet. And Rick Santorum is beginning to show his true colors (or hatred for people thereof). Ah, spring time. And of course, with spring comes a dreaded time for high school seniors, anxiously awaiting notice from a university... MORE »
Frat Party Music 20 Years Ago
The year is 1992. Bill Clinton has just begun his non-scandalous term in office. Aladdin is dominating the box office while people argue that this whole Disney animation thing is “just a phase.” And Microsoft released Windows 3.1, forever solidifying its place as the best computer software ever. In essence, 1992 was nirvana. Because “Smells... MORE »
Boeheim to Start Reserve Center Frab Melone Against Ohio State
The Syracuse Orange have made it to the Elite Eight without star center Fab Melo, who, a few weeks ago, became ineligible for the NCAA Tournament due to academic reasons. Without the seven-footer in the paint, the Orange have relied on clutch performances from Scoop Jardine, Kris Joseph and Dion Waiters. Tonight, though, the Orange... MORE »
Around the Web
It’s March Madness! Check yourself into an asylum and then check out some stuff from our friends around the web. Sorry For Partying: https://thes4p.com/blog/article/581/why-your-girlfriend-hates-the-ncaa-tourney https://thes4p.com/blog/article/565/the-s4p-pickem-challenge-ways-to-guarantee-being-the-last-chosen-in-a-pick-up-g College Party Guru: https://collegepartyguru.com/themes/pages.php?link=Luck_of_the_Irish Shut Your Fat Mouth: https://shutyourfatmouth.tumblr.com/ I Don’t Feel Bad About It: https://idontfeelbadaboutit.blogspot.com/2011/11/i-wish-i-knew-how-to-quit-you-one-tree.html The University Network: https://tun.com/ MORE »
Seriously, Syracuse?
Seriously? Is this really happening? Let me get this straight: Melo, and I’m completely guessing here, skips a few classes and now he’s ineligible for the tournament? Seriously? I’m going to guess yet again and say that Melo is not the first Syracuse athlete to fail to meet certain academic requirements like going to “class,” or turning... MORE »
Student Already Taking March Madness Too Far
The bracket has been set for all of 31 minutes and already Syracuse sophomore Paul Pitt has allowed the madness to take over him. According to sources, Pitt has neglected to shower for four straight days and has consumed a mere two meals in those 96 hours. “Of course I’m concerned about him,” said roommate... MORE »
Around the Web
If you’re looking for St. Patty’s ideas, trying to accept your obsessive pop culture disorder, or working on preventing yourself from more horribly drunken hook-ups, then look no further. It’s all in this week’s Around the Web. Sorry for Partying: https://thes4p.com/blog/article/557/just-say-no-to-drunken-hookups I Don’t Feel Bad About It: https://idontfeelbadaboutit.blogspot.com/2012/01/obsessive-pop-culture-disorder.html College Party Guru: https://collegepartyguru.com/themes/pages.php?link=Luck_of_the_Irish MORE »
Ramapo College Cancels Spring Break
Mahwah, New Jersey-In a whirlwind decision, Ramapo College administrators agreed that starting this semester, the college will no longer give students a Spring break. However, in an experimental move that will either garner high praises or arouse copious concerns, Ramapo will being giving all school faculty a Spring break. This includes professors and administrators, as... MORE »
Around the Web
It’s Friday, which means it’s time for us to feature some awesome content from our friends around the web! In this week’s edition, you can find out some techniques for dealing with your roommate (homicide is not an option, although if you’ve successfully pulled it off, I’m sure people would love to know how…), calculate how... MORE »
Alum Living in NYC Misses Freshman Year Dorm Room
Alan Panzer, Syracuse Class of 2008, misses room 206 in Sadler Hall. “That place was the best,” says Panzer, who lived in a split double. “I had windows! And a desk! And I could walk around! I remember at the time being so angry and thinking, “This is the tiniest room in the world.’ “I... MORE »
Around the Web
Happy First Friday of Lent! Oh, it isn’t a happy day? My bad. Well now it can be happy, because we’ve got some gifts from our friends around the web! If you’re looking for that special place to swap spit and other things (Pokemon cards?), check out Sorry For Partying. Getting ready for Spring Break?... MORE »
Blog of a Frat Bro: Trip to the Library
Yo yo yo! Whasup, my linjas? Is that racist? Shit, if that’s racist, I’m sorry, dawgs. My b. But I’ve got a wicked case of Lin fever. Like, I went to the hospital and they said I had a 103º fever, “most likely caused by a venereal disease.” Which I’m assuming is doctor-speak for Linsanity.... MORE »
Around the Web
Check out the latest and greatest from our friends around the web! Whether you’re angry about McDonalds being out of chicken McNuggets, looking to reminisce about how amazing Titanic was, looking to throw a party without smelling bacon, or interested in learning what kinds of hangovers there are (hint: they’re all bad), this week’s links answer... MORE »
Frat Party Music Six Years Ago
We here at Campus Basement came to a conclusion last week: Jeremy Lin is Asian! We had no idea. After this sank in, we brainstormed new segments and decided we need more music stuff on our site. And so, without further ado, we present to you the first installment of Frat Party Music (Blank) Years... MORE »
Playground Love from The NewsHouse
Our friends Irina Dvalidze and Cheryl Mowczan at The Newshouse put together this awesome compilation between innocent preschoolers and corrupt college kids talking about what love means. The fact that the preschoolers are more pronounced than the college students speaks volumes about our generation. Regardless of how you feel about love, whether it exists only... MORE »
How to Treat a Girl on Valentine’s Day
Gentlemen. I won’t sit here and and blabber on about, “I know what girls want!” That’s a lie. No one knows what girls want. Girls don’t even know what they want. But I do know what girls don’t want. At least I think I do. Come to think of it, I’m not sure about that either.... MORE »