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Syracuse Equations
Crackers + Weapons = Saltine Warrior
A Valentine’s Day Tragedy
Valentine’s Day came and went. And with it came Cupid and his bow and arrow. Only this year, it seems that Cupid forgot his own arrow and was forced to “borrow” from someone else. That someone else was the Saltine Warrior (featured to the right). The night before Valentine’s Day, when the Saltine Warrior was... MORE »
Cute Student Never Attends Class, Still Graduates
Monica Shriever just graduated in May of 2010 with a Bachelor of Science in Astro Physics. But on Monday, it was discovered that Shriever, who ended her four-year term at Syracuse with a 3.87 GPA did not attend a single class. “I’m not really sure how it happened,” says Shriever. “I can tell you that... MORE »
Courtesy Flush?
Three guesses as to where this picture was taken. If you didn’t say “a VERY public bathroom” after three guess, well, I just feel sorry for you. MORE »
Just Your Average AST 101 Slide
I promise I only giggled a little. MORE »
SU Frat Party Survival Guide
Things you will need:“¢ beer goggles“¢ 5 bucks (if you’re a dude)“¢ boobs (if you’re a chick”¦or a fat dude)“¢ a shower How to find your lost friends:“¢ Don’t. They’re long gone. They left this lame party hours ago. Punch or beer?“¢ Do you like your roofies carbonated or fruity? Things to do:“¢ Beer pong.“¢... MORE »
All The Questions That Didn’t Make It
We get a lot of questions, and people have been asking me why their questions haven’t been answered. Honestly, the questions I pick depend more on my areas of expertise and less on the actual question. Anyway, I decided to dedicate this week to some of the questions that didn’t deserve real answers.—————————-I have a... MORE »
The Brocial Network
You dont become a totally awesome bro with out making a few enemies. MORE »
Student Looking for Roommates Doesn’t Realize Nobody Wants to Live With Him
Student housing sucks, plain and simple. The one good thing about student housing is getting out of it and living with your buddies. Or, you know, that random family who doesn’t check their basement or attic enough to notice you living there… The only way to get a decent place to live, whether through the... MORE »
RolePlayed
A dark comedy film about a small group of roleplayers who struggle to keep their fantasy world alive, even if it means taking drastic measures… MORE »
‘Cuse Basketball – On to the Next One
Bring it, Butler! MORE »
The Hike to Mount Olympus
Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »
Syracuse Week in Review
Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »
A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email
We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review
Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »
Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010
First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »
Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos
Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »
Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team
Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »
Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos
Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »
Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »
The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus
So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »
Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results
I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »
The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!
Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »
How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms
And the poll results say… MORE »
Hail Falls on Halloween
Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »
Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township
I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »
Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Be Sexy
Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »
Fraternity Parties and You
Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »