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Dunkin’ Donuts Closes; Students Despair
A shortage of orange straws caused Dunkin’ Donuts in the Schine Dining Center to shut down today, throwing the Syracuse University student body into a state of mass panic. The popular on-campus establishment closed at noon following its inability to provide the straws, leaving students confused and unable to cope with its unexpected closure. “I’m... MORE »
Who Haven’t You Slept With?!
Dear Cuse Me Baby,My boyfriend and I were discussing our “numbers” the other day when he told me that he’s only had sex with one girl. I’ve had sex with more girls than that, and I consider myself someone who only has sex with guys. I was worried about what he would think about my... MORE »
Psychology Professor Actually Escaped Mental Patient
On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »
Real Syracuse University Thefts Caught on Camera!
SU students have been receiving a lot of emails and notices from DPS lately about an increase in bag & laptop thievery on campus. We caught the potential culprit in action on camera that we are hoping to identify ASAP. Your safety is important to us. Help us catch the thief! MORE »
Alpha Phi Pledge Class Named Becky
The entire Alpha Phi Pledge class of 2011 is named Becky. Shrieks echoed through Walnut Park as girl after girl yelled, “Wait, NO. WAY! My name is Becky!” followed swiftly by, “OH MY GOD!” “This is, like, totally unprecedented,” said Becky Thurgood, a freshman from Pasadena, California. “I’ve never met so many Beckys before!” “I... MORE »
The Reddit College Cookbook
If youre fairly hungry and sick of eating the same-old dirty disgusting cafeteria food, check out the Reddit College Cookbook! The Cookbook was created by a college student who wanted to make some cheap tasty recipes that any college student with two hands and a brain could cook. It is packed full of awesome recipes that... MORE »
In an Astonishing Turn of Events, Freshmen Begin Verbally Assaulting Upperclassmen
The individuals that make up the 2014 batch of Syracuse University freshmen are apparently quick on their feet and unyielding with their tongues. Dozens of SU upperclassmen filed hazing reports to the Department of Campus Safety on Sunday, claiming that several fresh-faced Orangeboys and Orangeladies verbally accosted them as they walked by dorm rooms on... MORE »
Every Store on Marshall Street Will Be a Sandwich Shoppe By Year’s End, States Bold Predictor
A Syracuse University student with a keen eye for the obvious has boldly predicted that every store on Marshall Street will be a “sandwich shoppe” by year’s end. Ronald Carlson noticed that there was a new Jrecks Subs on the popular shopping avenue, replacing “whatever the hell used to be there.” Jrecks now joins Subway,... MORE »
Some Hot Girl Talking About Laundry At Cuse
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