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These Ads Suck: Were Sorry!

Article by Anonymous

September 23, 2010 at 11:21 am

Were working on stopping these stupid ads that automatically play with sound. Our apologies if any of you visit our website in class and the ads start playing.

Stupid Dish Network.

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October 4, 2010

Week in Review

Daily Orange Stirs Up More Controversy Than “¦ Us The Advertisement team at the DO must have eaten their Weedies this week when they decided to publish two racy ads, including one of a naked black woman and another that was clearly racist toward Indian people. All that was missing was an ad featuring two SU... MORE »

March 22, 2010

How to: Get a Drink at Chucks

Step 1: Arrive at the front door and have the bouncer stare at your I.D. for way longer than normal. Looks like your pre-teen attempt at a beard makes you look like an idiot they don’t want in the bar. Either that or they don’t know how to do birthday math. Probably a combination of... MORE »

February 13, 2012

University Reads Memes; Fixes School

In a strange and surprising turn of events Sunday afternoon, Syracuse University announced that they would be ‘fixing’ the university in response to the popular SU memes page. “We had no idea that tuition was so high. We were positively stunned when we were informed by Scumbag Steve.” said a representative from Syracuse University. “I... MORE »

September 7, 2010

This SU Hopeless Romantic Is A Felon

What is the most romantic thing you could do for your SU girlfriend? If you answered, “Writing her name on the Burger King billboard on I-81″ then you would be just like Mr. Santacroce! Apparently, this SU student thought it would be nice to paint his girlfriends name on the one billboard she could see... MORE »

February 15, 2010

Like, Like, You Know What I Mean?

No, I don’t. MORE »

December 4, 2010

Mac Computer Crashes After Photo Booth Overload

Today was a sad day for freshman Sarah Shelowitz when her rumored to be invincible Macbook Pro suddenly crashed, turned off and would not turn back on again “All I was doing was taking black and white pictures of myself on photo booth while waiting for my friends to come over to drink some healthy... MORE »

February 26, 2010

Bars at the cuse

October 27, 2011

What is a Snow?

Open up any weather app, website, or television station and you’ll see the same thing: it’s supposed to snow Halloween weekend. Now, this isn’t a big thing for upperclassmen. They’re used to these winter wonderland predictions. For freshmen however, the concept of snow has seemed to vanish from their minds as if they have... MORE »

January 24, 2011

Coach Boeheim Screamer T-Shirt!

Become Coach Boeheim and get the t-shirt at: http://www.squeezemytees.com/9/boeheim-screamer MORE »

September 1, 2010

How to Instantly Become an SU Veteran

Step 1: Learn to hate all things Georgetown and UConn. If you have a friend who goes to either of these schools, guess what: you now have an ex-friend who goes to either of these schools. Step 2: Learn to despise football in all shapes and forms. If you used to prefer the NFL... MORE »

May 9, 2012

Disappearing Dorm Room

My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »

April 19, 2012

Syracuse University Class of 2016

Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »

April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

March 26, 2012

A Text Message From Fab Melo

February 12, 2012

Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation

The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »

February 5, 2012

This Year At SU I Learned (by the Cuse Basement Staff)

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Interview with the BEST DJ at Syracuse

Syracuse is an Amazing Party School and here's why

These Ads Suck: Were Sorry!

Disappearing Dorm Room

Syracuse University Class of 2016

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

A Text Message From Fab Melo

Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation

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