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Nerds campus-wide have decided to make it easy on the rest of the campus or the, “normies.” They have taken to tying colored bandanas around their heads as a signal of their nerdism. Sources say they have also started carrying Nerf guns around to further illustrate their nerdity. What are these nerds doing? Supposedly they’re... MORE »
For a while now, Bowne Hall has been boarded up (see photo). Many speculations have circulated as to why this could be, but two of these speculations have garnered more support than others. Either: A) Bowne is under construction and the university is hoping to improve upon the structure, orB) SU is preparing for a... MORE »
Junior student Patrick Brinkerhoff has papacapillorange, a rare disease that has only been diagnosed twice before in history. While people suffering from this disease generally lead mostly normal lives, they do suffer from one strange side effect: their blood is orange. Other symptoms of the disease include extremely sore throats, especially following particularly exciting sporting... MORE »
In a sweeping attempt to crack down on the rash of armed robberies in recent weeks, hundreds of police vans and buses swooped in Wednesday afternoon and rounded up 14,000 white males wearing hooded sweatshirts and sweatpants. “After interviews with the victims,” SPD spokesman Lt. Dan Starks said in a press conference, “we concluded that... MORE »
If you connect the diferent people on the Facebook homepage, it spells out the word “sex!” MORE »