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Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos
crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done.
Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and build an igloo! â?¦ to drink beer in, of course.
This week was a doozy for Syracuse. We had a snowstorm earlier in the week, a beautiful day for a picnic mid-week, and it is most likely going to snow this weekend. This is just classic Syracuse! Usually students don’t care much about the weather changing, but something was different this week. The first student... MORE »
This Syracusean winter (or lack thereof) has certainly been weird to say the least. No snow on the ground and warm, sunny days in February? Nice try, 315, cut the shit. While we’re sure these are the early signs of the 2012 apocalypse, in your remaining time before the world ends, find out what your... MORE »
The city of Syracuse made the decision to cancel this year’s winter in an unprecedented announcement this morning. “We felt it was in our city’s best interest to hold off on winter for this year,” Mayor Stephanie Miner said in a statement. “Frankly, I’m tired of staining my boots with rock salt.” Within the past... MORE »
Open up any weather app, website, or television station and you’ll see the same thing: it’s supposed to snow Halloween weekend. Now, this isn’t a big thing for upperclassmen. They’re used to these winter wonderland predictions. For freshmen however, the concept of snow has seemed to vanish from their minds as if they have... MORE »
Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »
We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »
You guys are so kind! MORE »
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »
First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »
Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »
So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! http://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video http://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice http://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »
I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »
Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »