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And the hits just keep on coming. Sources within the Syracuse Athletic Department have told CampusBasement that in addition to sexually abusing children, sleeping with coaches’ wives, and blatantly ignoring internal drug testing policy, employees of and players on the SU basketball team may have also kidnapped and murdered Charles Lindbergh’s infant son in 1932.... MORE »
On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2... MORE »
According to a recent Daily Orange report, a drug called Molly has taken over Syracuse University. Literally. There is an army of little pills commandeering vehicles and enforcing martial law in the streets. I kid of course. But not about the drug. Apparently it’s a real thing. Based (however loosely) on the DO article, the... MORE »
On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »
The new Syracuse University chapter of sorority Alpha Gamma Delta checked herself into a mental institution late Tuesday night after suffering what her publicist characterized as a “severe identity crisis.” The apparent nervous breakdown came in anticipation of the approaching open house the sorority is holding this weekend in the local Sheraton Hotel. “I’ve been... MORE »
In the wake of numerous South Campus apartment break-ins over Thanksgiving break and in recent weeks, the Syracuse Department of Public Safety announced in a press conference Thursday the hiring of child prodigy Kevin McAllister as a private security consultant. Mr. McAllister’s primary task will be to beef up anti-burglary measures in South Campus apartment... MORE »
(Editor’s Note: CampusBasement was able to obtain an audio recording of chatter between Syracuse basketball players in the locker room this morning, after a shocking affidavit was released by the New York Daily News regarding the Bernie Fine/Jim Boeheim civil case. In the document, plaintiff Bobby Davis alleges that Bernie Fine’s wife, Laurie, has had... MORE »
In what many are calling the most questionable move in its history, SU Abroad has launched a new program. In Antarctica. Officials from SU Abroad have stated, “It was only a matter of time before our program spread to the icy underworld.” SU Abroad currently has campuses set up in almost every country in the... MORE »
If you connect the diferent people on the Facebook homepage, it spells out the word “sex!” MORE »