SU’s new poster series

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September 30, 2010 at 10:04 am

SU has launched a new poster series to be featured around school. The following poster, hanging in the 2nd floor of Carnegie Hall, reads the astounding notion of “Women Doing Mathematics.” Similar ground-breaking statements and revelations will be published in a variety of poster locales across campus.

Look for a poignant and powerful poster coming to a wall near you!:

Men in the fine arts!
Â Â Â Their untold career choices

Minorities receiving four-year degrees
Â Â Â Success for marginalized members of society

Liberal and conservative students disagreeing
Â Â Â Why?

SU students prefer partying to studying
Â Â Â The surprising statistics

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