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Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie
Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave.
Syracuse University Chancellor Provost Nancy Cantor wanted to do something to give back to the students who have given her so much already over the years she’s been in command. To her, the best way she could do so was to throw a concert idea out of nowhere and shock the students with the news... MORE »
Last week, I was interviewing random people for positions at CuseMyCampus, when a friendly girl walked by and asked, “Wait, are you the guy who runs CuseMyCampus?” Enter Marisa Campbell. Marisa is a student rep for Columbia pictures. She told me Columbia is looking for various outlets to promote their new movie, The Social Network,... MORE »
Attention residents of nondescript off-campus housing apartment, This letter is to alert you of the jackass neighbors you have who called in a noise complaint last night. While you were playing endless series of flip cup with those scantily-glad girls who were getting continually closer to taking their clothes off, your cocksucking neighbors decided to... MORE »
I woke up today thinking it would be any regular Sunday: completely naked, my head laying over the side of my bed, desperately trying to avoid the sunrise shining through the pathetic excuse for curtains and onto my face. But then I saw the news, that glorious and long-awaited news, that the NHL lockout has... MORE »
As a former TA for this class I feel that I have a duty to share some important information and tips on how you can get the most out of your Wine and Beer Appreciation experience. This is strictly a review of the class, and an informative piece on how you can enjoy it more. ... MORE »
Mary Winkler, a freshman Archaeology major, was discovered at 2:35 AM Friday molesting a bat in her dormitory. Tony Mendez, Winkler’s RA, said he heard loud screeching noises coming from Winkler’s fourth-floor room in Delplain hall when he decided to venture into Winkler’s room. “I thought someone had broken into her room or something,” says... MORE »
Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your... MORE »
Basement Readers, Allow me to introduce myself. I am 26 years old. I’m a white, middle class, 99-percenter. I have a bachelor’s degree from a petty good undergraduate institution. In other words, I’m average. I have worked jobs in every field you can think of (including working in an actual field), but this booming economy... MORE »
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