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Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie
Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave.
Syracuse University Chancellor Provost Nancy Cantor wanted to do something to give back to the students who have given her so much already over the years she’s been in command. To her, the best way she could do so was to throw a concert idea out of nowhere and shock the students with the news... MORE »
Daily Orange Stirs Up More Controversy Than “¦ Us The Advertisement team at the DO must have eaten their Weedies this week when they decided to publish two racy ads, including one of a naked black woman and another that was clearly racist toward Indian people. All that was missing was an ad featuring two SU... MORE »
The Syracuse Orange Basketball team is doing everything they can to keep fans in the seats, from awkward yet clutch 3-point shots to unnecessary alley-oops. And yet, somehow, people are still not quite captivated by the #2 team in the nation. So, last night against USF, the Orange pulled out all the stops to keep... MORE »
Ah, the dorm shower. Yes, for some it is simply the place where you scrub-a-dub-dub, pick your butt, wash your face, and repeat. But, for others, the dorm shower stall is a magical place – a place where dreams can come true”¦and come true they will. 1. The Hand Game This is the only place... MORE »
1. Go to Armory Square/Westcott Street ““ Hey! Guess what! There’s more to the Syracuse community than the shitty dorm food you’re force-fed every day. Explore a little bit. Dorian’s, Alto Cinco, Pastabilities, Dinosaur, and many other places serve food that hasn’t been seasoned with Exlax and leftover chicken from Veteran’s Day. Your best bet... MORE »
Step 1: Learn to hate all things Georgetown and UConn. If you have a friend who goes to either of these schools, guess what: you now have an ex-friend who goes to either of these schools. Step 2: Learn to despise football in all shapes and forms. If you used to prefer the NFL... MORE »
It was reported on Saturday, October 16th, that Day and Flint halls located on the outskirts of the University in an area commonly referred to as “Mount Olympus” were seceding from the university. “It just seemed like the right thing to do.” a Day Hall supporter of the movement commented. “We and the... MORE »
Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your... MORE »
Basement Readers, Allow me to introduce myself. I am 26 years old. I’m a white, middle class, 99-percenter. I have a bachelor’s degree from a petty good undergraduate institution. In other words, I’m average. I have worked jobs in every field you can think of (including working in an actual field), but this booming economy... MORE »
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