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Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie
Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave.
Syracuse University Chancellor Provost Nancy Cantor wanted to do something to give back to the students who have given her so much already over the years she’s been in command. To her, the best way she could do so was to throw a concert idea out of nowhere and shock the students with the news... MORE »
DPS was called to the Flint and Day halls Sunday morning when a mentally disabled patient from the VA Hospital, referring to himself only as “Zeus”, fled the hospital and stormed Mt. Olympus. Samantha Jipz, Flint’s Resident Security Advisor, prevented him from entering the building when she asked, “Do you have your student ID?” “Zeus”... MORE »
With America taking cover for the coming baseball storm, I give you my Major League preview, in poetry form.
The Phillies and the Red Sox are every expert’s picks But what about the Yankees, those pinstriped New York pricks? They might not have four aces, or Theo Epstein’s additions But what they lack in talent, they make up for with C.C.’s three chins. Then again there are the Giants ““ the defending champs are... MORE »
In typical Boeheim fashion, Boeheim complained on Monday that his team was ranked number one in the nation. “I certainly didn’t vote for us,” avers Boeheim. “I don’t know who did, and I don’t know why they did. Did you see some of those plays we made? Disgusting. We have a lot of work to... MORE »
For a while now, Bowne Hall has been boarded up (see photo). Many speculations have circulated as to why this could be, but two of these speculations have garnered more support than others. Either: A) Bowne is under construction and the university is hoping to improve upon the structure, orB) SU is preparing for a... MORE »
The city of Syracuse made the decision to cancel this year’s winter in an unprecedented announcement this morning. “We felt it was in our city’s best interest to hold off on winter for this year,” Mayor Stephanie Miner said in a statement. “Frankly, I’m tired of staining my boots with rock salt.” Within the past... MORE »
Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your... MORE »
Basement Readers, Allow me to introduce myself. I am 26 years old. I’m a white, middle class, 99-percenter. I have a bachelor’s degree from a petty good undergraduate institution. In other words, I’m average. I have worked jobs in every field you can think of (including working in an actual field), but this booming economy... MORE »
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