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January 18, 2013

The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester

Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »

April 12, 2012

The Answer to “What should I wear today?”

I’ll answer that question with another question: what would you wear for a zombie apocolpyse? In this day and age, with all of the science experiments and general crazy shit going on, you can never be too careful! Also, the weather in Syracuse is extremely temperamental. So, here’s a surefire way to be comfortable and... MORE »

March 18, 2012

Syracuse weather ruins everything!

This week was a doozy for Syracuse. We had a snowstorm earlier in the week, a beautiful day for a picnic mid-week, and it is most likely going to snow this weekend. This is just classic Syracuse! Usually students don’t care much about the weather changing, but something was different this week. The first student... MORE »

March 17, 2012

Dear Campus Basement readers, you may want to sit down for this

According to weather.com, the forecast for tomorrow includes a high temperature of 62 degrees. Several other weather outlets have been able to confirm this news. As I have learned this information, tears are coming to my eyes. It’s over! The winter is over, the groundhog was wrong. My fellow SU students, we have survived another... MORE »

March 17, 2012

What Syracuse Students Do on Sunday Evenings

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February 19, 2012

Newhouse Kids Incessantly Asking Cusack and Roberts to Be in Their Movie

With the news of Emma Roberts and John Cusack filming at Syracuse University buzzing around campus, many students were interested in much more than just spotting the two stars. Allegedly, Newhouse student after Newhouse student have approached the two “Adult World” stars hoping to cast one of them as the star for their TRF class... MORE »

February 13, 2012

University Reads Memes; Fixes School

In a strange and surprising turn of events Sunday afternoon, Syracuse University announced that they would be ‘fixing’ the university in response to the popular SU memes page. “We had no idea that tuition was so high. We were positively stunned when we were informed by Scumbag Steve.” said a representative from Syracuse University. “I... MORE »

February 6, 2012

A Breakdown of Winter Weather Habits

This Syracusean winter (or lack thereof) has certainly been weird to say the least. No snow on the ground and warm, sunny days in February? Nice try, 315, cut the shit. While we’re sure these are the early signs of the 2012 apocalypse, in your remaining time before the world ends, find out what your... MORE »

February 6, 2012

What Your SU Coffee Shop Preference Says About You

Dunkin’ Donuts by Marshall St.–So you’re a purist, eh? The one in Schine just doesn’t meet all your caffeine-related needs? I bet you complain that the Taco Bell in Kimmel “just isn’t the same.” Well, it isn’t, but it’s not like you’ve ever been there sober anyway. Starbucks on Marshall St.–Arguably the best cup of... MORE »

January 29, 2012

Ten Ways to Make Your Professor Hate You

1. On every essay exam, write 4 different ‘options’ as answers. On multiple choice exams, write long descriptions of your answer in the margins. Tell her you just don’t ‘get’ testing. 2. No matter what the subject matter is, whenever a question is asked in class, always relate your answer to Harry Potter. Hitler—>Voldemort. Jesus—>Harry.... MORE »

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