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The Bookstore Finally Speaks The Truth!
Dear Bookstore, Life has a lot of persistent, unanswerable questions: Did Lee Harvey Oswald act alone? Who ever thought frosted tips were a good idea? When is somebody going to take one for the good of society and kill Ke$ha with a shovel? These questions may nag at me, but only one has kept me... MORE »
Sophomore Brian Carter had an hour in between two afternoon classes last Monday so he thought he would buy his textbooks to pass the time. Little did he know that 168 hours later he would still be waiting in line. “I thought the line for the Aerosmith Rock “n’ Rollercoaster at Disney World was long,”... MORE »
Everyone at Syracuse has, at one time or another received the pesky e-mails claiming to know how to fight the flu. Most people do the logical thing and treat these e-mails as if they had come from Nigeria: they delete them. Since I was bored the other day, I took the time to actually read... MORE »
Wednesday marked the date that 1,500 students were waiting for: it was the day before Syracuse played Butler in the Sweet Sixteen. Oh, and Andy Samberg was here to kill time while we wait. Despite a few rocky moments, many of which the host, Davis Haines, manufactured, the Q & A provided a lot of... MORE »
Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »
Rule 1: Do not take anything offered before 11 AM. The odds of you learning anything before that hour are fantastically low. Rule 2: Do not take anything offered after 5 PM. The odds of you giving a shit after that hour are almost as low as the odds of learning before 11 AM. Rule... MORE »
Two months after the initiation of the oil crisis in the American Gulf Coast, Syracuse University Chancellor Nancy Cantor announced Thursday that British Petroleum Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg will give the Commencement Speech at the school’s 2011 Graduation Ceremony. Chancellor Cantor has extended an offer to the BP Chairman, but is still trying to determine if... MORE »