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An unorthodox approach to the age old practice of fellatio, blow by blow.
Watson Hall Quad 407 is buzzing with excitement. Three of its residents are going home this weekend to celebrate an important religious holiday: Drew Collins is headed back for Easter. Ben Schwartz and Mark Allen for Passover. However, its fourth resident, Jack Turney, is going home for a more important reason. “I’m going home to... MORE »
Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word “vagina.” Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks... MORE »
Ah, the dawn of a spring semester at Syracuse University ““ a time when spring itself is nothing but a thought over yonder, behind the mile-high snow banks and record-breaking wind chills. A time when students return to campus and thus, rejoice in their awaiting academia, frolicking to the thought of cold nights spent curled... MORE »
University fires Fine hours after ESPN aired audio recordings with coach’s wife. For more on this story go here: http://abcn.ws/ugPgEI MORE »
‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »
Following the recent highly-researched and well-articulated Daily Orange column, the dynamics of Syracuse University students and their sexual relations have dramatically shifted. While once upon a time, all undergrads were created equally ““ each frolicking in the unmade bed of another ““ now it seems, each student must adhere to the social and romantic protocol... MORE »
Download the free MP3 here: http://humorwhore.bandcamp.com/ — Humor Whore will be having a full episode screening Monday, April 28th at 8pm in WATSON THEATER. Come by, Syracusians, for 4 UNRELEASED SKETCHES! Directed by: Josh Frackleton Lyrics By: Seth Crockett Music Produced by: Dan Powell & Lou Baldanza Performed by: Seth Crockett, Lou Baldanza, Josh Frackleton, Kelsie... MORE »
SU students have been receiving a lot of emails and notices from DPS lately about an increase in bag & laptop thievery on campus. We caught the potential culprit in action on camera that we are hoping to identify ASAP. Your safety is important to us. Help us catch the thief! MORE »
Deleted scenes from one of our cooler movies, Hardkour Parkour. Just as good as the original? Watch to find out! (And enjoy Joshâ??s bowel-churning shenanigans.) MORE »
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