Sweet Sixteen: Just like the girls on the MTV show of a similar name, Boeheim will scream, cry, and buy a new car to cope with his feelings of inadequacy.

Elite Eight: Good enough to make Jonny Flynn jealous, but not good enough to make him regret leaving college for a life of luxury and failed NBA franchises.

Final Four: The Orange will make it to primetime, but Rautins’s faux-hawk will keep them from the main event.

Championship: Wes and the boys will have the chance to join Melo and the ’03 team, leading Rob Murphy to record a remix edition of "Shut It Down."

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