Forget those self-help guides, Aaron Goldfarb wants to tell you how to epically fail.

Aaron is an SU alum, class of 2001, and he’s coming back to ‘Cuse this weekend with his satirical novel about misadventures, misgivings, and massive mistakes.

With hilarious chapters such as How to Fail to Make Your Parents Proud of You, How to Fail to Do Something Productive All Day (i.e. me every saturday), and How to Get Usurped by Your Girlfriend’s Ex there’s not an aspect of life How to Fail doesn’t tackle and offer a terrific non-solution for.

Come today (Friday) at 2-3pm, for a book signing and Q&A at Newhouse. First five people get a free book and poster!!

Aaron and manager, Craig Wood, will also be chillen at Chuck’s Friday night too. So, get drunk with the crew, and if you hook up with a rando… then you’ll find out about my favorite chapter: How to Acquire the STD That’s Right for You. Haha”¦brilliant!

Saturday, you can catch Aaron and Craig tailgating with Sean Keeley of NunesMagician.com along with HoyaSuxa from http://hoyasuxa.wordpress.com

Now, go find this fellow alum and tell him how you’ve failed!

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