This Week In TV…

Article by jillboard March 19, 2012

Mahwah, NJ – With midterm week violating and disturbing us, it’s SO hard to keep up with things that matter: talking about ourselves on Twitter, calling people ugly on Facebook, getting diarrhea from Birch (wait, we still do that), and finally, following our TV shows. While you’re all “studying”, I’ve been busy slaving over staying... MORE »

Article by Kygrm22
March 19, 2012

Top 5 RA Events of 2012

5) Stuff your own dead pet Build A Bear and PETA are cosponsoring this event so you never miss your dead pets ever again. Whenever you’re scared at night and wish your pet would come and lay with you, you can grab your stuffed pet. They used to be alive and friendly but now they... MORE »

Article by SupermanThatPo
March 19, 2012

Not So Model Behavior at Ramapo

Weekdays between 1:00 pm and 2:00 pm, Ramapo’s sole express dining facility, the Atrium, also known as the Payment Cafeteria, or Pay-Caf, experiences an influx of students. While eating lunch between class, one can be certain that they will be surrounded by a mixed bag of demographics that they wouldn’t ordinarily come in contact with.... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
March 19, 2012

The 12-Step Program for Ramapo Students Recovering from a Night at New Rock

Alcoholism hurts. Wasting your college allotment of acceptable alcoholic behavior on a Thursday night at New Rock hurts even more. Let’s try to get you back on the wagon making your way toward recovery, or at least toward a classier, less rapey location. Mason Jar perhaps. I hear they have live music on weekends. Step... MORE »

Article by jillboard
March 18, 2012

How To Celebrate International Women’s Day

Mahwah, NJ – Finally, International Women’s Day has graced us with its presence. Ladies, this is our day to shine. This day is all about us, so spend it wisely. To the gentlemen, it’s ONE DAY, just let us have it. If you’re not sure how to celebrate International Women’s Day, we’ve got some ways to... MORE »

Article by Kygrm22
March 17, 2012

Ramapo College to Allow Hazing in Freshman Seminar

After many years of being adamantly against hazing, Ramapo’s Board of Directors has voted to allow hazing amongst teachers and their first year freshman seminar classes. This decision comes with the recent news that Ramapo has the softest underclassmen in all of America according to a recent poll. “Something has to be done to mold... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 17, 2012

Ramapo College Cancels Spring Break

Mahwah, New Jersey-In a whirlwind decision, Ramapo College administrators agreed that starting this semester, the college will no longer give students a Spring break. However, in an experimental move that will either garner high praises or arouse copious concerns, Ramapo will being giving all school faculty a Spring break. This includes professors and administrators, as... MORE »

Article by ramapops
March 17, 2012

Raised Tuition Money to Benefit Overweight Space Creatures in Star Wars Galaxy

After much speculation and whispering amongst students, the truth is finally out about where the money from all the recent tuition increases at Ramapo College has been going. In one of his famous, “Message from the President” emails, Dr. Peter Mercer addressed the students of Ramapo College, informing them that their hard earned tuition expenses... MORE »

Article by J.D.Basement
March 17, 2012

The Goodbye Guidebook: How to Sever Ties With Those People Before Graduation

Saying goodbye sucks. Unless you’re saying goodbye to Ramapo, which will be a joyous occasion celebrated on May 16th in the car-theft capital of America. But as far as saying goodbye to people, it can get a little dicey. For true friends, it won’t be too complicated, as you guys have already booked a house in... MORE »

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Article by GnarlySkarz
March 2, 2012

Vesuvius Remains Found At Ramapo College

Mahwah, NJ- Italian officials have been on a wild goose chase for stolen remains from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption of the year 79. Yeah, the year 79. During the famous eruption, the entire city of Pompeii was covered and “obliterated” (as Wikipedia bluntly states). Remains were stolen from the Italian City of Pompeii back in... MORE »