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Article by Kygrm22 April 26, 2012

After not getting enough funding for posters and signs, Ramapo professors protested today’s protest at the arch. The turnout, which was anticipated to be well over fifty consisted only of a handful of Ramapo professors that can’t understand English. The teachers who attended were seen walking back and forth from the arch to the Bradley... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement
April 24, 2012

The Graduating Senior’s Mass Text to Potential Sexual Partners

22. That’s the number that is making many of us graduating seniors cringe today. 22 days until graduation. 22 days until we enter the real world. 22 days until you’re stuck with whatever your college sex tally is for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. For the past 4 years, we’ve been able to fall back... MORE »

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Article by Kygrm22
April 18, 2012

Ramapo College Graduation Fees

Mahwah, NJ- The Ramapo Commencement Committee has just released the pricing for graduation. In addition to Ramapo’s $100 dollar charge for “processing” the graduation application and a $62 dollar charge for cap and gown Ramapo will also issue charges for the following: - $1.00 for each step you take. Handicapped people graduate free. - $5.00... MORE »

Article by sambo24
April 17, 2012

Welcome to Short Shorts Season

With the random burst of heat that is gently warming up New Jersey, it is with great pleasure that we welcome Short Shorts Season a bit early this year. Short Shorts Season is the brief time between the end of April and middle of May in which girls of all shapes and sizes begin to... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement
April 16, 2012

Ladies and Gentleman: Jillian Gutowitz

It is with great pleasure that I present to you the newest head writer of Ramapo Basement (starting in the Fall of 2012; it’s still my show for now, bitches). After countless hours of analyzing nearly 2 application submissions, I finally narrowed it down to Jillian Gutowitz. I know what you’re all wondering. Will I... MORE »

Article by jillboard
April 13, 2012 1 Comment

Dating At Ramapo; The Girls’ Guide

When it comes to dating at Ramapo, it’s easy to say that one would rather succumb to prison sex than settle for a horny, chauvinistic Ramamale. As most of us girls know, (or gay guys), it’s slim pickens on this campus. Sifting through the hoards of normal-looking commuters can be tiring. However, it’s not as... MORE »

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Article by Kygrm22
April 11, 2012

Ramapo Basement Writer makes it out the Hood

Jake Strasser’s journey from mediocrity to stardom is a story of great triumph. It all began when Strasser, as he is now referred to, was using the site Stumble Upon to kill time in what was a regular uneventful day at Ramapo College. After hours of mindless web surfing, Jake landed on Campus Basement’s homepage... MORE »

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Article by sambo24
April 11, 2012

Ramapo Pioneers New Safety Drill as Preparation for Nuclear Warfare

Boom! Crash! Thud! Or even the entire room shaking in a thunderous roar. These are the sounds that a non-ASB Ramapo student has become used to in the past month, as the academic area of campus has been littered with machinery, materials, construction workers, and circus flags. Allegedly, the school is in the process of... MORE »

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Article by J.D.Basement
April 9, 2012

Ramapo College Caught Excluding the Fact that it’s Ramapo College

Mahwah, NJ- Ramapo is in hot water once again due to the college’s most recent omission of details. After getting in trouble for excluding SAT scores last week, it has been learned that the institution has also been avoiding telling prospective students that this is, in fact, Ramapo College. The scandal was allegedly conducted in... MORE »

Article by GnarlySkarz
April 6, 2012

The Best Friday- Good Friday Stories

What does “Good Friday” mean to you? Is it something that comes once a week? Is it when you get paid? Laid? A good Grade? I digress on sub-par rhyming. We all have our stories, and what’s a better yearly reminder than Good Friday to make you think of all the awesome Fridays you’ve had... MORE »