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Ramapo Luminis Prepares Students for Assignments and Potential Lays
The beginning of the semester here at Ramapo College has a lot to offer to its students. Hope, opportunity, a chance to raise one’s GPA, and more importantly, a chance to pray on potential lays on Luminis. Luminis is an online platform used by teachers to post assignments, schedules, syllabi, and any other information pertaining... MORE »
Self-Reflection Quiz: Are You Suffering from Being Back at Ramapo?
*Please keep track of your point total. TI-87 Graphing Calculators are required and can be purchased at the Ramapo bookstore for $650.00. 1. Has the sight of phallic statues outside of ASB once again made you question exactly what boundaries Ramapo administrators want us to push? A. It’s so veiny! (1 point) B. Nope, haven’t... MORE »
Ramapo Basement Instantly More Popular Than “Daily Digest”
If you’re a student at Ramapo College, you’ve at least heard of the infamous Daily Digest, a daily newsletter sent out to the entire student body via email. Popping up around 3:00am, the overloaded, unimportant press is better known for being instantly deleted than actually read. Ramapo Basement has made it their goal to become... MORE »
Hotdogs to be Suspended From Top of Rock Wall
In an effort to get students in shape and motivated, the Bradley Center staff has imposed a new goal for students. As we all know, the rock wall is not visited very often. Most students walk right past it on their way to the gym, sometimes saying “I’d like to try that sometime.” Yet, it... MORE »
2 Friends Run Out of Conversation When 3rd Friend Goes to Bathroom
Mahwah, NJ- Awkward silence struck the Village apartments with fury last Thursday when Tom Bishop, friend of Nathan Jones and Brad Owens, excused himself from the living room to use the bathroom. According to Owens, “Dialogue was flowing smoothly. Tom was about to tell us about his night in Hoboken when, all of a sudden,... MORE »
Drake to stop using N word after being reminded he’s not black
Toronto, Canada- First, Jay-Z stops using the word bitch because he has a daughter and now Drake pledges to stop saying the N word. Drake was recently reminded by his friend and colleague Lil Wayne that he is not completely black and that some people may take offense to his excessive use of the N... MORE »
Blind Kid Lost in the Reservation
Mahwah, NJ- Tragedy has fallen upon the parks service of Mahwah as Bryce Sheehan, a blind Ramapo student, has wandered into the depths of the Ramapo Reservation. Bryce was last seen with his seeing-eye dog Charlie on Thursday morning. That night Charlie returned home to rest, unaccompanied by Bryce. Locals say they saw the boy... MORE »
Ramapo’s Newest Meal Plan: The Pay Caf Pocket It
In accordance with trending student behavior, Ramapo College’s Office of Dining Services plans to unveil the Pay Caf Pocket It as the institution’s newest meal plan option for the Spring 2012 semester. For the one-time low fee of zero dollars, students who purchase the Pay Caf Pocket It will have the ability to “steal as... MORE »
New Year’s Resolutions: Week 1 Progress Reports
The new year started with a bang. Literally. As the ball tea-bagged the mouth of times square, most of us began the mission of the year. It wasn’t to stay awake until the end of the party (which may have been a mission for some), it was the start of our New Year’s Resolutions. For... MORE »
2012 Commencement Speaker Draft
#1 Pick TCNJ: Kim Jong Un Kim Jong Un continued the family tradition of inflicting human rights violations by ordering the killing of potential defectors from North Korea. Don’t worry anti-human rights supporters; there’ll be more where that came from. TCNJ hopes that Un also kills it at the May graduation by not only giving... MORE »