Angela Zhou, a Senior at Ramapo College has fulfilled her
experiential component requirements in quite the peculiar way. She gave birth
to a beautiful daughter!
It all started back in July on a drunk night.
When arriving at school in January she was bursting at the seams.
“I knew this bastard child would be popping out soon”
She convinced her teachers to count giving birth as experiential.
“The best way to experience giving birth is to actually give
birth” said her biology teacher. Startling news to those of us who thought
watching a movie might give us the same experience.
“It really hurt” said Angela, “I’ve felt some crazy things before
(once again referring to that drunk night in July) but I’ve never felt
something like that!”
Angela was asked to write 3 papers and give one speech for her
Best of luck to both Angela and her newly made gaping-vagina.