Top 5 Worst Gifts Received on Valentine’s Day: Cornell Style

Article by apost February 15, 2012

1. A Photo Framed of Yourself: you know that you’re in a terrible relationship when you boyfriend gives you a framed picture of himself for Valentine’s Day. Yes, GQ rated us the doucheiest school in the country, but your boyfriend takes the cake. His graduation photo with the cap and gown…what are you his Aunt?... MORE »

Article by CBSponsored
February 7, 2012

Anyone Looking for a Sweet Spring Break?

For anyone looking for something to do over Spring Break, be sure to check out! They’ve got a pretty sweet card game that helps you figure out where to go, based on what you like to eat (pizza), how cheap you like your beer (very) and how sunny you like your weather (you want... MORE »

Article by TBescherer
February 1, 2012

W.U.S.T.L Career Fair: The Tailor Conspiracy

The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »

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February 2, 2011

Say No To Number 5

Coach Boeheim dislocates his finger, Syracuse has never lost 5 games in a row. Coincidence? I think not. MORE »

Article by Anonymous
March 6, 2011

Class of 2011 Wants Charlie Sheen for Commencement Speaker

SAY NO to Bob Saget- let’s get someone with some real pull, someone who is a WINNER, someone who has some GUSTO!! Let’s get this event going and see if we can’t make this fictional event really happen!! #winner #tigerblood MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
January 31, 2012

TRANSCRIPT: Uncomfortable SU Basketball Locker Room Conversation

(Editor’s Note: CampusBasement was able to obtain an audio recording of chatter between Syracuse basketball players in the locker room this morning, after a shocking affidavit was released by the New York Daily News regarding the Bernie Fine/Jim Boeheim civil case. In the document, plaintiff Bobby Davis alleges that Bernie Fine’s wife, Laurie, has had... MORE »

Article by apost
February 7, 2011

​Opposition’s Goalie Gets Offended

It has been a longstanding tradition at Big Red hockey games to chant, after a goal is scored for Cornell, ‘it’s all your fault’ while pointing in the direction of the other team’s goalie. Additionally whenever they take off their mask the crowd chants, ‘ugly’ until he puts his mask back on. My mom always... MORE »

Video by Matt Rubin
February 19, 2012

Taking Time to Help Those Less Fortunate

UF acceptance letters recently went out to the class of 2016. Unfortunately for thousands of students, their best just simply wasn’t good enough and they will be attending the school out west. With your assistance, these helpless souls can have a shot at a better life. MORE »

Video by Anonymous
February 2, 2010

ESPN Commercial with Otto

An ESPN Sportscenter Commercial from 1995 where Karl Ravech is trying to work and Otto the Syracuse Orange keeps on bugging him. MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 13, 2010

Syracuse University: Under Construction

Syracuse University. Founded 1870. Motto: “Suos Cultores Scientia Coronat.” English translation: “We are always under construction.” Which explains why our school color is orange: same as the construction cones littering the campus. Jeff Kelley, a senior in the college of Arts and Sciences, said, “Some people think I bought a pair of Timberlands to look... MORE »