W.U.S.T.L Career Fair: The Tailor Conspiracy

Article by TBescherer February 1, 2012

The year is 1991, and janky clothing sales are at an all time high, The U.S. invades Iraq to ensure a steady supply of petroleum which it can refine into lycra and polyester to mass produce (and therefore corner the world market in) clothing in every shade of neon. Customers across the nation purchase articles... MORE »

Article by apost
December 12, 2010

Guy Gets Punched in the Face for Correcting Grammar

Sitting in College Town Bagels minding his own business and casually talking to his friend, sophomore Stan Ash simply stated that “me and John went to the Palms last night and hooked up with these slutty I.C girls.” This comment was overheard by a douche-bag tool-face who proceeded to approach Stan saying, “you mean, John... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 12, 2011

Pose a Kwestion. Get Answers From Everyone!

Two Syracuse University students studying in London have launched an entertainment and opinions website called Kwestioner.com. The purpose of the site is to bring you interesting and engaging stories from the worlds of news, entertainment, sports, and gaming, and to find out how you feel about them.  We got to interview Bill, the co-founder of... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 8, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Sorority Girl Absolutely LOVES the New PC “11 Babiessss

Super Bowl Sunday turned out to be a whole lot less manly this year than usual, as Panhellenic sorority recruitment finally came to an end with Bid Day. On this notoriously emotional once-a-year holiday, freshmen girls are finally given bids to join one of SU’s renowned sororities after a grueling two week rush process, which... MORE »

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Article by dbehren
April 21, 2012

New app lets people stalk Gainesville nightlife

Students will now be able to check out Gainesville bar and club scenes without actually going. A new app, developed by SceneTap LLC, will add information about seven Gainesville clubs and bars. Some of the nightclubs will include Gator City, Sharab, Stereo, and Envy. The information will show the average age of everyone in the... MORE »

Article by Kygrm22
February 1, 2012

Ramapo Cafeterias to put Laxatives in Food to Combat Obesity Epidemic

The obesity epidemic has taken our nation by storm. Millions of Americans have been affected by the greasy and fatty foods that are served around our country’s schools. As the problem continues to worsen, the U.S. government has been coming up with new creative ways to solve the problem. One of the newest most innovative... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
July 18, 2012

Incoming Freshman’s Head Explodes During Summer Welcome

A freshman at the University of Missouri died Tuesday morning after his head spontaneously combusted during Summer Welcome. The victim, Rick Gerund, was on a tour of the MU campus when his head exploded without warning. The incident left many individuals in shock due to the rareness of the case. However, tour guide leader Justin... MORE »

Picture by jwoww
October 26, 2010

Ithaca is…weird.

Look closely at the um…leg…hanging out of this person’s trunk while driving through downtown Ithaca. Happy halloween…? MORE »

Article by SteveLerner
March 31, 2011

Jeter response to new batting order: ‘Look at my wife’

One of the most talked-about stories in this tumultuous baseball offseason has been the possible loss of Derek Jeter’s leadoff spot, a spot in the batting order he has held for fifteen seasons. When asked about relinquishing his spot in the order, essentially a demotion, Jeter said “have you seen pictures of my wife, Minka... MORE »