The Battle of the BBMs

Picture by jwoww November 10, 2010

I almost did a double take when I saw this in the Daily Sun today. Really, Cornell? Really? Your book store is holding a “who can BBM the fastest” contest? I bet poor Ezra Cornell is rolling in his grave right now. Time to drown my sorrows in my overpriced textbooks before I have to... MORE »

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Article by GnarlySkarz
March 2, 2012

Vesuvius Remains Found At Ramapo College

Mahwah, NJ- Italian officials have been on a wild goose chase for stolen remains from the Mt. Vesuvius eruption of the year 79. Yeah, the year 79. During the famous eruption, the entire city of Pompeii was covered and “obliterated” (as Wikipedia bluntly states). Remains were stolen from the Italian City of Pompeii back in... MORE »

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September 27, 2010

FourSquare: My Friday Night

I looked back at what I did on Friday, and umm.. apparently it was quite a night! MORE »

Article by Rud
September 26, 2010

Students Graduating Before Reaching End of Ernie Davis Sandwich Line

            An epidemic has swept the Syracuse University community. Students are entering the Ernie Davis Dining Hall’s sandwich line only to find out that literally years have gone by when they finally receive their sandwich.               “It was nuts!” commented former Syracuse student Kristina Barvara. “I... MORE »

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Article by Jessica Kluge
September 5, 2012

Ramapo Closes Parking Lots, Inadvertently Combats Obesity

With the arrival of a new semester, Ramapo has once again done its best to ensure the frustration of its students. In the most confusing movement since the creation of the Uggs and shorts combo, Public Safety has blocked off all convenient parking lots during move in week.  Hundreds of students are forced to park in the... MORE »

Article by Sdolph2
October 31, 2011

Geese continue to ‘Occupy’ university campus. Student residents begin to feel the impacts

Campus occupiers continue to ravage the Bryant University campus. Student residents are beginning to feel the stress and impact of the ever present, and ever growing Canadian goose population. “Our beautiful campus is littered with goose shit! I can’t walk to class or to the library without stepping on a fecal land mine,” said Junior... MORE »

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September 25, 2010

Are These Your Pubes?

Don’t you hate it when you have to just use the bathroom in your dorm and some asshole doesn’t clean up after manscaping? Well this guy sure does… MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
December 31, 1969

Survey says: 96% of women’s friends “could do so much better”

When polled randomly about their heterosexual lady-friends’ objects of affection, 96% of female students claimed a decisive “she could do so much better!” Follow up quotes from those surveyed were illuminating about the reasons why: “I tell her she could do so much better every day,” one freshman says sadly. “In a world with, like,... MORE »

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September 24, 2010
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Article by Piliour
September 27, 2010

Students Banned from Making Popcorn After 2 AM

Marist has instituted a new policy regarding popcorn-making: all students who wish to make popcorn must do so before two o’clock in the morning.   Studies show that 99% of all fire alarms taking place in dormitories occur at an ungodly hour (the average fire alarm sounds around 4:17 AM) and during ungodly weather. The... MORE »