Study Abroad Episode 4

Video by Humor Whore May 2, 2011

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Article by Homegrizzown
March 12, 2011

International Student Discovers Deodorant; Pretends Not To

Despite constant effort throughout the domestic student community in recent history, questions have been constantly raised, forever thought to remain rhetorical.  These inquiries without a doubt have always delt with the obvious and potent body odor that many internationals strut around with like a new rhinestone jean jacket.   “How the hell can somebody smell... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
February 25, 2010
Article by Piliour
March 4, 2010

Bird Library’s Doors Change Overnight

Since its establishment in 1972, Bird Library has baffled thousands of students. The confusion does not stem from the books within the walls, but from the doors that attempt to lead into and out of the library itself. Every day, students assemble in teams outside of the Bird in order to try to crack the... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
August 29, 2011

Professors confuse “Class Book List” with “classy-books-I’ve-read-over-the-years-list”, mistake too expensive to laugh about

Many students this semester were more than a little perplexed at the release of the Fall Book List, detailing the required, non-refundable texts that needed purchasing. This week professors finally came forward to admit that these particular lists were something of an accident. “I honestly don’t know how this came to be,” laments Professor Benjamin... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
November 19, 2010

SU Alumni Author Will Tell You How To Fail!

Forget those self-help guides, Aaron Goldfarb wants to tell you how to epically fail. Aaron is an SU alum, class of 2001, and he’s coming back to ‘Cuse this weekend with his satirical novel about misadventures, misgivings, and massive mistakes. With hilarious chapters such as How to Fail to Make Your Parents Proud of You,... MORE »

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September 27, 2011
Article by BradBabendir
November 14, 2011

MU’s move to SEC prompts KFC to open 10 new locations in Columbia

            When Chancellor Brady Deaton announced MU was moving to the SEC, Columbia residents knew many things would be changing so the University would better fit into the more southern culture. At the forefront of their concerns: Kentucky Fried Chicken.             The lack of Colonel certified buckets of finger lickin’ goodness... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
November 6, 2012

Local Satirist Too Busy to Write New Article

A satire writer at the University of Missouri announced Monday that he was “too busy” to write a new article. Anthony Dingleberry, a junior at MU, is the head editor and head writer for University Attic, a student-run satire blog. Dingleberry admitted in a press conference that his class and workload were too strenuous to... MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
November 11, 2011

MU Greek GPA’s Plummet Due to Adderall Shortage

   Three things and three things alone dictate the survival of the residents in greek town; sex, adderall and beer.     With finals threatening to surface in a month, frequent trips to gas stations all around Columbia have become a must in order to stock up on Natural Light. Wall’s of shame have transformed into... MORE »