This should be illegal

Picture by Anonymous April 8, 2011

honestly the weather is getting nicer but there is no excuse for this. MORE »

Lehigh »
Article by jake13
November 17, 2011

One Big Happy Family

“No way dude, I fucked [insert name of almost any girl on campus] too! We’re Eskimo bros!” For those of you who live with your head up your ass, the term Eskimo brothers applies “when two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded... MORE »

Article by Mitch Finnegan
October 6, 2012

‘Mustaches back in,’ says guy with mustache

According to mustachioed junior Jon Kinnison, mustaches aren’t just for dads and creepy uncles anymore. That’s right, folks – Kinnison’s one-person survey concludes that sporting a ‘stache is “fashion forward.” Kinnison said he recently traveled to Boulder, Co., where he saw more lip hair than in both of the Sherlock Holmes movies combined (seriously, go... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
April 3, 2010

This is so much better on mute

She says something about Syracuse… MORE »

Cornell »
Picture by R$
November 11, 2011

Cornell Store Makes A Wish That Students Will Buy Their Garbage

The Cornell Store admitted today that all items offered in the 11/11 sale were actually worth less than $11. Said one Cornell employee, “If any prospective students are stupid enough to buy one of those goofy-looking hats for $11, I won’t feel bad selling it to them.” MORE »

Article by emcorbet
February 3, 2011

SSO may close due to apathy toward local orchestra

“Hmm? The what? Syracuse Symphony Orchestra? What is that? Is it part of SU?“   No, insipid child, remarkable to believe, there is a Syracuse that exists outside of this university. And unfortunately, that Syracuse may receive a serious blow this Friday if the Syracuse Symphony Orchestra does not meet budget requirements and is forced... MORE »

Video by FloatYourBoat
April 15, 2010

Baby Magician

Is this your baby? MORE »

Article by Cailin Lowry
March 17, 2012

All-Nighters and Being Single: A Commensurable Analysis

It is 4:48am and rather than write my paper on the commensurability (or lack thereof) of paradigms in scientific revolution (don’t lie, I just impressed the hell out of you*), I am here writing this article. It is late. I want to sleep. I want to sleep more than basically anything – in this moment,... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 20, 2010

Cornell Football Sucks

 Last year I went to one Cornell home football game. It was homecoming so I don’t remember much, but what I do remember was that the cheerleaders were far more entertaining.  I left the game after what I would say was probably five or ten minutes right about the time when the opposing team, Fordham... MORE »

Wash U »
Video by BGates
November 25, 2013

COEDS IN BEDS- Stranger Danger (Episode 12)

We interview some guy in the middle of a party in our apartment. It is an understatement to say chaos ensues. MORE »