SU Student Walks on Grass, Bursts into Flames

Article by Piliour April 7, 2010

The snow is gone. The grass is getting green. Students are free to walk outside. Just don’t walk on the grass. On Monday, freshman English and Textual Studies major Sharon Jones was in a hurry as she entered the quad on her way to class. The sidewalk was crowded, since classes had just emptied, and... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 3, 2010

Do you like hot girls? Do you have a car?

The sisters of Delta Gamma are hosting a car wash this SATURDAY, September 4th between the hours of 11-3. So, if you have a car, go find the nearest mud-pit, and get that badboy soaked up. The dirtier your car, the longer it will take to clean it! (actually, this doesn’t really work. they will... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 17, 2012

There is something extremely wrong with this picture

It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
December 4, 2011

Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?

For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »

Video by ChillBro
February 17, 2010

Giant Boeheim Head

You seen it. Source: www.citrustv.net MORE »

Ramapo »
Article by Kygrm22
May 2, 2012

Village Senior Night adopts Middle School Guidelines

In order to ease graduating senior’s transition of moving back with overbearing parents; Ramapo will enforce additional rules during Monday’s senior night. The rules in place will guarantee that attendees have a sober and shitty evening. Ramapo will employ Mahwah Police Depart to make sure that the Village remains safe. Congregating outside in the village... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 2, 2010

Boeheim Unhappy with #1 Ranking

In typical Boeheim fashion, Boeheim complained on Monday that his team was ranked number one in the nation. “I certainly didn’t vote for us,” avers Boeheim. “I don’t know who did, and I don’t know why they did. Did you see some of those plays we made? Disgusting. We have a lot of work to... MORE »

Cornell »
Article by smalls
November 4, 2011

Cornell Student Discovers DC++, Disappears From Face of Earth

John Jacobs used to be a mild-mannered Cornell freshman. He went to class, avoided trouble with school, and used condoms regularly. However, one day he had a problem set due and could not find a computer with MATLAB to use to finish his work. Just when he thought he was out of luck, one of... MORE »

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February 24, 2011

The Peter-Zone

Alan and his friends, Tyler and Deâ??Juan, are stuck on the wall scoping out the ladies, but they arenâ??t making any moves. That is, until â??the baddest girl on campusâ? Angel Rodriguez walks in. Alan, motivated by some unbeknownst burst of confidence, is convinced heâ??s going to dance with Angel tonight, even though his friends... MORE »

Article by Piliour
December 23, 2011

Update: Campus Basement Tournament!

Hey Basement dwellers, Thanks for all of your support during Round One of the Inaugural Campus Basement “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament! Round One went like Michael Phelps: awkward on TV and with lots of marijuana. But aside from that, it went swimmingly. At the end of Round One, USC has... MORE »