Mayfest 2009

Picture by Anonymous February 1, 2010

Greatest day of the fuckin year! MORE »

Video by Anonymous
January 29, 2010

Lollipop Video Shot at Syracuse

Sometimes things go wrong. And then you get hit in the groin. MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 28, 2010

Class Titles and What They Really Mean

HPM 422: Wine and Beer Appreciation: The only class youâ??ll ever study for on the weekends MAT 221: Elementary Probability and Statistics: The probability of you ever using this information is, statistically speaking, zero. With a standard deviation of â??who gives a shit?â? CFS 388: Human Sexuality: Ok, so there are two classes youâ??ll study... MORE »

Article by Piliour
January 28, 2010

How to Petition a Class at Syracuse

Step 1: Fill out the petition form. Step 2: Sign the petition form. Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department for his signature.a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department is.b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week and that no one in his office can sign for... MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

Funding Exposed: Tulip Mania is Our Fault.

Breaking news. After an upheaval from undergraduates regarding WashUâ??s superfluous spending, Chancellor Wrighton held a press conference to clarify where tuition money is going. Most of this chaos is surrounding the annual â??Tulip Maniaâ?. For all of the froshies that have yet to witness this phenomenon and think that gothic architecture and top tier education... MORE »

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Article by sonovabeach
December 31, 1969

New Dieter vs. Salad Bar

Never too late to start a New Year’s resolution right? Either way, pounds need to be shed. It is time to go where no carb-addict has gone before- the Paws and Go salad bar. Gasps from an imaginary audience. Yes, I am on my way to becoming the next Victoria’s Secret angel, and marina sauce... MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
December 31, 1969

Survey says: 96% of women’s friends “could do so much better”

When polled randomly about their heterosexual lady-friends’ objects of affection, 96% of female students claimed a decisive “she could do so much better!” Follow up quotes from those surveyed were illuminating about the reasons why: “I tell her she could do so much better every day,” one freshman says sadly. “In a world with, like,... MORE »