Article by maxmartinez
July 29, 2012

Cornell’s 5 New Rules for 2012-2013

As things happen and time flies, Cornell adjusts its’ rules every year to make sure that students study in a happy, stress-free environment. This year is no different, as Cornell has placed five new rules in effect for the coming school year. Here is a breakdown of all five:   – No sunglasses inside classrooms... MORE »

Article by drewthegoose
November 6, 2012

Local Satirist Too Busy to Write New Article

A satire writer at the University of Missouri announced Monday that he was “too busy” to write a new article. Anthony Dingleberry, a junior at MU, is the head editor and head writer for University Attic, a student-run satire blog. Dingleberry admitted in a press conference that his class and workload were too strenuous to... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 27, 2012

Alum Living in NYC Misses Freshman Year Dorm Room

Alan Panzer, Syracuse Class of 2008, misses room 206 in Sadler Hall. “That place was the best,” says Panzer, who lived in a split double. “I had windows! And a desk! And I could walk around! I remember at the time being so angry and thinking, “This is the tiniest room in the world.’ “I... MORE »

Article by LukeStarnes
April 10, 2012

Davis, Griner to go first and second overall in NBA draft

With most people projecting that the Charlotte Bobcats will select Kentucky forward Anthony Davis in this year’s NBA draft, all eyes have now turned to the number two overall pick. Although the lottery has not taken place yet, many believe that the pick will be awarded to the Washington Wizards. With his selection, owner Ted... MORE »

Video by Alex Rosenthal
February 6, 2012

UMass Amherst Students Riot After Patriots Loss

Look out, #OccupyWallStreet. The New England Patriots lost the Superbowl last night, and these UMass Amherst students are PISSED. Well, at least until the cops on horses come in – then everyone just books it. Don’t mess with horses. MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
March 19, 2012

Happy Sundress Day

Patiently, all men on campus are waiting for the first day of spring. Nay, I am not talking about March 20th. Do you take us men for mere astronomers? Fie on you, knaves!* I am discussing the REAL first day of spring which nears ever sooner, thanks to one of the balmiest winters ever experienced... MORE »

Article by jillboard
March 18, 2012

How To Celebrate International Women’s Day

Mahwah, NJ – Finally, International Women’s Day has graced us with its presence. Ladies, this is our day to shine. This day is all about us, so spend it wisely. To the gentlemen, it’s ONE DAY, just let us have it. If you’re not sure how to celebrate International Women’s Day, we’ve got some ways to... MORE »