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Pirate Flash Mob

Video by Anonymous September 20, 2010

Pirate Flash Mob at CU the day before Slope Day. MORE »

Picture by ChillBro
December 13, 2010

Livingston Represent

for the love of all the party on Livingston MORE »

Article by Rud
January 31, 2011

Basketball Team Quits

In an unbelievable turn of events this weekend, the Syracuse University basketball team has decided to take the rest of the season off. “I was like, ‘ok we’re just having a rough week, no big deal,’ but then we lost to Marquette and I was like ‘okay this isn’t getting any better.'” an anonymous former... MORE »

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December 5, 2010

Alcohol Whipped Cream and More | Week In Review Dec 5

We are back to deliver you the greatest news of the week. And by greatest, we mean whatever people were sharing on Facebook. Facebook Profile Picture Thing On Facebook this week, millions of users changed their profile pictures to their favorite cartoon characters from their childhoods. There are mixed opinions on what the original intention... MORE »

Article by smalls
April 30, 2011

Slack Line Kid Is Incredible

Thanks to the recent surge of nice weather here in Ithaca, there has been a surge of “sports” that have been taking place across our hallowed slopes. Frisbees, footballs, and even kites have been seen flying through the air due to the April weather, but the most interesting sport that has been displayed is this... MORE »

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Article by G-Nonymous
May 15, 2012

Cornell University Invaded by Extraterrestrial Lifeforms From Planet Q580 in Quadrant X

With all the rumors of Vinny Guadagnino coming to Cornell being untrue, thousands of Ivy League students were shocked and astounded to find that a satirical news website would provide them with inaccurate information. Lucky for you, Earthlings, a REAL extraordinary sensation has crash-landed in Beebe Lake at approximately 3:28 AM. Broadcasted on every major... MORE »

Article by Daniel T
November 29, 2011

Syracuse Cancels Winter

The city of Syracuse made the decision to cancel this year’s winter in an unprecedented announcement this morning. “We felt it was in our city’s best interest to hold off on winter for this year,” Mayor Stephanie Miner said in a statement. “Frankly, I’m tired of staining my boots with rock salt.” Within the past... MORE »

Article by smalls
April 27, 2011

House Elves Ruin Law School Students’ Studies

In a bizarre recent study, it has been determined that house elves do actually exist, and that they fuck with law school students who are trying to pass the Bar. The Bar is not only a notoriously hard exam to pass, but now it is addedly stressful thanks to house elves. A Cornell student named... MORE »