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So You Slept Through Your First Week Of Class…

Article by 21Slalom January 19, 2012

I know what you’re thinking. You think you’re helpless, a lost cause, a waste of an abominable amount of tuition money because one week of the first semester has gone by (for those of us in the B-School) and you’ve yet to attend a single class. And why? Those damn crafty eyelids won’t slide up... MORE »

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June 12, 2010


a collegiate game of scrabble that utilizes those SAT words MORE »

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February 25, 2010

Penises everwhere

more peepees on campus MORE »

Article by Leah Folta
November 2, 2011

Singer’s unimpressive WRIT340 grade dooms her music career

“Some misguided souls believe college letter grades to be “unimportant,'” snorts Dr. Rawls, SC’s Chair of Academic Superfluition. “Nastier rumors include the sentiments that Writings 140 and 340 “aren’t worth the time’ and “aren’t necessary for certain professions.'” He shakes his head. “Kids. These. Days.”   Which is why the good Doctor doesn’t feel bad... MORE »

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May 7, 2011
Article by Leah Folta
May 11, 2011

Casual relationships – not just for the bedroom anymore

A casual relationship is most commonly recognized as a romantic or physical connection between two people who aren’t held to the standard of actually liking each other. It’s seen by many as a welcome escape from the cumbersome requirements of dating or being a boyfriend or girlfriend ““ but some have fallen so far in... MORE »

Article by sonovabeach
December 10, 2011

Not Another Finals Article!

Suck it up readers. This is all I have on my mind. Sorry for being lame. So, my WashU comrades, it is that time of year again. Christmahanakwanzika, you ask? Of course not. Its finals season, baby! Refills on Adderrall prescriptions have been placed. Textbooks have been dusted off. Study rooms have been reserved. Time... MORE »

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February 17, 2012

Coke Legend Stuck In Carbon Freeze?

Legends don’t die. They get carbon froze…freezed?…frozened?…frozen in carbonate. MORE »