Student’s Case of Mudbutt Reaches Critical Mass During Midterm Exam

Article by drewthegoose October 11, 2012

A student at the University of Missouri experienced the worst-recorded instance of mudbutt in history during his first midterm examination. Dalton Croggs, a sophomore at Mizzou, reported the incident Thursday after his exam ended at 3:50 p.m. Doctors at the Student Health Center treated Croggs and noticed that his underwear had suffered severe damage. Mudbutt,... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 26, 2011

Week in Review

Cocaine is a helluva drug: A Syracuse mother was arrested for using cocaine while breast-feeding her 14-month-old child. Residents and officials were completely shocked that the mother used cocaine and not good old-fashioned crack. Syracuse: a city on the rise. White (Macadamia) Power: UC-Berkeley Republicans protested the fact that white men are (supposedly) treated worse... MORE »

Article by GnarlySkarz
February 24, 2012

Annual Wheelchair Race Down Village Hill

Nothing says college more than shotgunning beers and watching people find themselves in dangerous situations, right? It’s been a warm winter here in ‘Merica, so while we had to restrain ourselves from the normal ice-luge on fat girls race down Village Hill, we can see an early event in our annual wheelchair race down that... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
January 14, 2012

Ohio State President Makes Racist Joke in Front of Thousands, Blames Autocorrect

Ohio State University president Gordon Gee made a highly offensive comment in front of a large audience in Columbus last Wednesday. During a speech in which he told his audience about the problems he faced trying to coordinate the school’s 18 different divisions, he compared the confusion and lack of organization to that of Polish... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 19, 2010

Bro Admits to Preferring Bud Light to Natty Ice

In a shocking turn of events, frat bro Jimmy “J-Bone” Sullivan declared last week that he generally prefers drinking Bud Light to Natty Ice. The comments caused an uproar in the bro community, where such a statement is the real-world equivalent of saying that The Event is better than Lost, or that Snooki “isn’t that... MORE »

Article by Cailin Lowry
October 7, 2012

The Trojan Family: Please Don’t Pull an OJ

If you’re reading this, you probably go to USC. If you go to USC, you’ve had the concept of the Trojan Family drilled into your head since stepping foot on University Park Campus.  The Trojan Family is comprised of every USC student, past and present. In a lot of ways this is great – you’re... MORE »

Picture by dsoc
February 6, 2012

Sticky Situation

Semen is not water soluble!!!!  MORE »