Overprotective Freshman Mom Refuses to Let Son Take Off Parka

Article by Rud September 6, 2011

Cyndi Talman of Norfolk, VA has an 18 year-old son who just began his Freshman year at Syracuse. However, her son, Bobby, is not like other freshmen. Is Bobby Talman extraordinarily tall, or fast, or intelligent? No. Bobby Talman wears a fur parka at all times. Often mistaken for a bear, and already captured twice on various... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
May 28, 2012

Apple Unveils New 60-Inch Touchscreen Television

At a press conference last Friday, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed what could be a game-changing new product in the TV marketplace. You’ve seen touchscreen phones and tablets, but Apple is looking to be the first consumer electronics company to release a touchscreen television set. “If there’s one thing we’ve learned from iPods, iPhones, and... MORE »

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Article by delaney
November 8, 2012

You Don’t Know What You Got ‘Til it’s Gone: the North Side

Moving to the Village can sound great in theory. But after a while, you really start to notice that even though you are now an upperclassmen, you’ve just been seriously downgraded. Here are the top five things you can look forward to missing once you move off the Forty. No brunch. Well, at least not... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 17, 2011

Female broadcast journalism major takes seven hostages in Newhouse editing suites

Fed up with Avid, SD cards, and that fucking error message that keeps popping up on the computer screen, junior broadcast journalism major Alison Hayden isn’t letting anyone in or out of the Newhouse editing suites until she’s done with “this bullshit assignment that shouldn’t even count.” Sources say the suspect, who is 5’5″ and... MORE »

Article by Dennis Coles
November 1, 2010

SU Football Now in 3D!!!

Since our beloved SU football team is 6-2 and resting comfortably at second place in the Big East, Carrier Corp., your “world leader in air conditioners, furnaces, hvac and central air conditioning products, providing air conditioning, heating and refrigeration,” and giant domes, has decided to implement Real3D technology into the stadium. As if you didn’t already... MORE »

Article by Piliour
November 2, 2010

Does Not Compute…

Attention: football fans and Syracuse attendees. The Syracuse Orange (men’s) football team is 6-2 and is, for all intents and purposes, bowl-bound. No, the BCS computer did not explode. No, the AP did not err when it had Syracuse two slots away from being ranked. No, Doug Marrone did not make a deal with the... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
April 14, 2010

How To: Spend Every Last Nickle

As the year comes to a close, you will notice that you have a good amount of money in various services at Syracuse. Don’t let these go to waste! Here are a few ways to spend that extra cash. SuperCard1) Do what the entire basketball team does all season: buy 400 gatorades at Goldstein on... MORE »

Video by 9 to 5
November 8, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie

Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave. MORE »