Law and Order Syracuse Style

Article by Alex R October 22, 2011

            For seventy-five years the Syracuse Detective Club has solved mysteries throughout the campus. From the famous case of the missing spermicidal to that red blot on a chair in HBC. They have been waiting on hand and foot for any crimes that may occur on campus. Although their existence has... MORE »

Picture by Piliour
January 30, 2012

You’ve Been Accepted to Vassar…Psych!

Over the weekend, hundreds of high school students were falsely sent Vassar College acceptance letters. MORE »

Article by Piliour
April 15, 2010

Humans vs. Zombie Nerds

Nerds campus-wide have decided to make it easy on the rest of the campus or the, “normies.” They have taken to tying colored bandanas around their heads as a signal of their nerdism. Sources say they have also started carrying Nerf guns around to further illustrate their nerdity. What are these nerds doing? Supposedly they’re... MORE »

Article by USC Staff
December 30, 2011

Our New Year’s Resolutions 2012 (USC)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! It’s the end of the year, y’all. We’d like to share all the helpful hints we were given in 2011 about how we should change, and... MORE »

Article by Harris Mayersohn
February 10, 2013

USC Realizes There Were Better Project Name Options Than Master Plan

As USC continues its restoration and expansion into the area around the University Park Campus, President C.L. Max Nikias and other school administrators now realize it would have been wise to brainstorm a little more before settling on naming their initiative the Master Plan. USC’s Master Plan – which has nearly nothing to do with... MORE »

Article by apost
January 31, 2011

Technologically Retarded and Why Professors Are Hypocrites

Don’t you hate it when professors tell you to turn off your cell phones when you’re in class or keep them on silent? Clearly having my phone constantly in my hand during your class is the only thing keeping me from falling asleep. What would you prefer? But, what I hate more than that is... MORE »

Article by Ian Smith
September 28, 2010

Sex At Syracuse University At An All Time High (Ow Owwwww!)

According to people walking outside of dormitories, houses around Euclid Avenue and in broom closets of any academic building on campus, Syracuse University students are having sex at a rate higher than ever before. “Dudes are making sex to girls like all the time,” said sophomore Gobi Jones. “I’ve been buying stock in Dilly Dallys... MORE »