Article by apost
October 5, 2010

Umbrella Etiquette

It is always raining here in Ithaca and so it is pertinent to explain the ten rules/proper etiquette when holding an open umbrella around campus. 1. If you are tall do NOT tilt your umbrella downward because you will get me wet. 2. If you are short (and I apologize if I ever did this... MORE »

Article by G-Nonymous
October 2, 2011

Report: Upstairs at Frat Party, Cornell Student Discovers Meaning of Life

The academic world of philosophy was turned upside-down this past weekend when Ron Davis, an underclassman from Cornell, allegedly discovered the meaning of life.   “I was just chilling with some guys upstairs in this frat house, listening to some Radiohead, and definitely not doing anything illegal,” says Davis in between bites of his chicken... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
April 3, 2010

This is so much better on mute

She says something about Syracuse… MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

Cornell to Complicate Financial Aid Process

Effective in the Fall 2011 semester, Cornell University will make the process of applying for financial aid “completely impossible,” according to the Office of the Registrar.   “We’re pretty low on money,” announced the Office of the Registrar, “and the easiest way to solve that problem is”¦you guessed it, to make getting financial aid even... MORE »

Article by BradBabendir
April 6, 2012

Missouri 11th fattest state, continues to fail to be number one in anything

This week, CBS News reported that *Missouri was the eleventh fattest state* (*Make this a hyperlink to the news story*) in the continental U.S., as well as the entire union. As expected, many state and federal law makers were upset with the unflattering distinction. The number 11 tag shows a continuing, frustrating trend within Missouri:... MORE »

Article by apost
November 26, 2011

Big Red Hot Hockey Storms MSG – And Your News Feed?

Tonight is the Big Red Hot Hockey game that takes place every other year against BU at MSG. In the next few hours your news feeds are going to start blowing up about about the game.  Examples of statuses you will see: 1. “At MSG go Big Red” 2. “Let’s go Cornell!” 3. “I’m in... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
October 5, 2010

Who Made A Cardboard Cut-Out of the Can Fairy?

The can fairy doesn’t recycle! He brings those cans in for cold hard cash! MORE »