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Article by Shermysherm11
April 17, 2012
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Article by Shermysherm11
April 17, 2012

Creepy Craigslist Ad of the Week: Sperm Guy

PAHAHAHAHAHA, this was really awkward to find in the middle of class. MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
April 13, 2012

So-Called ‘Nazi Parking Meter Maid’ Recently Promoted to ‘Festungoberwerkmeister’

Like Nazis looking to persecute ‘undesirables’, the Mizzou Parking Service employees are equally eager to slap parking tickets on financially unstable students. The comparisons are uncanny, and recent eyewitness reports suggest the terminology is not too off par. Several undergraduate students walking by the office for Mizzou Parking reported hearing, “loud German” and the “clicking... MORE »

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Article by Shermysherm11
April 10, 2012

Maneater releases annual April Fools Edition called ‘The Carpeteater’

On April 1, 2012 the Maneater, Mizzou’s primary newspaper, published their annual April Fools Edition. This year’s title: the Carpeteater. After years of doing an April Fools edition, their reign has come to an end with their latest edition of the Carpeteater. Not only did they throw in slurs toward women but managed to insult... MORE »

Article by BradBabendir
April 6, 2012

Missouri 11th fattest state, continues to fail to be number one in anything

This week, CBS News reported that *Missouri was the eleventh fattest state* (*Make this a hyperlink to the news story*) in the continental U.S., as well as the entire union. As expected, many state and federal law makers were upset with the unflattering distinction. The number 11 tag shows a continuing, frustrating trend within Missouri:... MORE »