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The Biggest Bullshitter: Gargoyles

Article by JakeWallach April 27, 2012

You gasp for air for a couple seconds, and than he puts you right back in. The toilet water smells like a combination of asparagus piss and sparrow semen. Although, you’re not even that mad about it, and you know why? The man that is shoving your frail head into the toilet, Bobby the Gargoyle.... MORE »

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Article by BradBabendir
April 27, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter: The University of Joaquin Phoenix

The University of Joaquin Phoenix (TUJP) is an incredible beast. While it can’t fly or spit fire or do magic or any of the cool stuff that these other mythical beasts can do, it does have a plethora of abilities that Batman can’t pull out of his utility belt. TUJP is a simply incredible creature,... MORE »

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Article by ScottTheCasbah
April 27, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter: Wizards

Think to yourself, just for a second. Close your eyes and go into your mind’s eye and think of the best wizard you know. Now.  Okay, now some people will have actually closed their eyes at this point, we’ll call that an experiment in natural selection.   For the rest of you check this out.... MORE »

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Article by Ian Arnold
April 27, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter: Loch Ness Monster

They call me, “Cock Ness”, for a reason. I ain’t your average sea monster. I don’t swim about hunting krill or great whites. Mere child’s play. I’m too busy splitting Killer Whale’s in half with my member and snacking on Scottish fisherman when I’m bored. I once tried to eat a guy whole, but decided... MORE »

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Poll by Shermysherm11
April 26, 2012

The Biggest Bullshitter Tournament

It’s getting toward the end of the year, and my writers are getting bored as shit. So, this is what I’ve come up with to occupy their time. It’s a little contest I like to call, “The Biggest Bullshiter.” And yes, I’m aware that’s not grammatically correct. I’ve given each writer a mythical creature to... MORE »

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Article by ScottTheCasbah
April 26, 2012

Romney Flushes Gingrich

After a long, hard struggle Presidential candidate Mitt Romney has finally pushed out Newt Gingrich. Romney promptly flushed Gingrich and lit a match, for fear that Newt would smell up the place. MORE »

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Article by Shermysherm11
April 25, 2012

Hell Yeah Quidditch Team, Hell yeah!

Only took a deal with the mafia, 2 broken fingers and half a year to find these guys. But here it is, Mizzou’s quidditch team. And yes, the girl in the picture is trying to jump, “I want it to look like i’m flying!” MORE »

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Video by JakeWallach
April 25, 2012

MUSketch performs _____ in Paris

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Article by Chris Varney
April 25, 2012

The Kingdoms of Gom

Episode 37: A Dark Wind Approacheth   –SCENE 1/ ACT 1– The Scene: Deep within Castle Helgore lay the BEDCHAMBER of the dark PRINCE QUINTOPOLIS. He seeks to bed the vain but noble LADY DUMPINGTON, whose father’s kingdom, Gumtar is the second largest Kingdom of Gom behind only Helgore. Nutella is sweet and delicious.  ... MORE »

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Article by BradBabendir
April 24, 2012 1 Comment

The Maneater hires editorial staff comprised entirely of kittens

    Though it’s been weeks since The Maneater published its now infamous 2012 April Fool’s edition, it appears the bottom is still falling out on the publication that once had the luxury of basking in its insignificance. With MU’s LGBTQ community still reeling from the hurtful header to the Women’s Center’s outrage, the paper... MORE »