So, I’ve been the target for frequent ghost attacks ever since I decided it was a good idea to do an Ouija board in front of a cemetery at three in the morning. Candles, friends, rain, creepy aspects all in line, I’m pretty sure that some ghost got really pissed off and decided to haunt me until I just can’t take it anymore. No matter how many times I ripped up that Ouija board, smashed it in the dirt and tried to “close the portal” I’m forever screwed. Due to my frequent haunts and extensive knowledge in the ghost realm I have five tips for those who feel a ghost attack may be materializing:
Slam doors: So when you think about it, ghosts probably have to walk through a lot of doors to get to “our side.” Walking in and out of doors day in and day out would get pretty annoying, SO, if you feel like a ghost is about to pounce, slam the door in its face! That’s signifying that you are shutting your world off from their world; chances are they will turn around and find another person to haunt that has curtains or something.
I threw in some onion recipes in case this really does work.