Our marching band “Marching Mizzou” has struggled to gain the respect they deserve. It could be the obnoxious fuzzy hats, the anime band nerd stereotype or that their half time shows include music from the dark ages. But as the band has recently added “I just had sex,” to their playlist, they’ve found a way to relate, and their cool factor has stepped up a few notches. Only adding to that cool factor was their break down in the middle of the Texas game on Saturday at halftime. What would normally be an old-fart-ass-kissing-song turned into Party Rock and some sweet dance moves.
Cool factor is still around a 6, until I see the entire band do “The Bernie” on the field it will remain a 6. Nonetheless, this dance was fuckin’ tight.