“Add sheet? Add sheet! Just a guy handing out Add sheets. Who likes a bargain? I know I do. Add sheet! They’re free! Coupons for over a hundred of you’re favorite stores in the greater Columbia area!”
“Add sheet? No? Add sheet! No? Here, take an add sheet!….Do what? To myself? That’s not even possible and you know it. Add sheet!”
(~2 hours later~)
“Add sheet! Add sheet!…Hey, back atcha, asshole! Good luck with that liberal arts degree! You’ll be here soon enough! Add sheet!! I just want to share some value! Just doing my job. One more add sheet and I can go home! Please someone, take this last add sheet!”
(~2 hours later~)
“Hand out add sheets they said. Make an honest living they said. I might as well be back in the troubles. I see you!! You’re crossing the street early to avoid me! Don’t think I don’t know what’s going on!!! Oh well”¦I never know what’s going on. How can I go home like this? How can I face my family? Maria”¦my love, I’m so sorry. An add sheet failure. I’m a failure. One”¦more”¦add”¦sheet”¦”
(~10 minutes later~)
“”¦Jesus? Jesus Christ! Have you come down from the heavens to take my last add sheet so I can go home??…No? What? Tell people God doesn’t hate gays and that you and Muhammed, peace be upon him, are getting along really well and you wish the rest of the world could too? So”¦you’re not going to take my last add sheet? Then piss off, Jesus, I’m working. Add sheet!”
(~10 minutes later~)
