Article by hartadam
February 4, 2012

Blagoevich Caught Trading for Rights to Electric Chair

In a last ditch effort to save his ass, former Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagoevich, pulled all the plugs. Prison warden, Joseph Salchicha, has reportedly confirmed that Blagoevich was talking with former-former Governor, George Ryan, about, “getting outta here.” According to the account, Blagoevich has been accused of asking Ryan to “get him on that... MORE »

Article by dmargalit
January 26, 2012

Phi-Psi contracted by Obama to work door at Glick Field House

Ann Arbor, Michigan – On Wednesday night thousands of students lined up outside of the Union to have a chance to get a ticket for “Remarks by President Obama,” despite the excruciatingly boring name. While some students couldn’t fathom the existence of times with only three digits (“You mean 17:00 AM, right?), let alone getting... MORE »