Step 1: Fill out a drop form

Step 2: Sign the drop form

Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department
for his signature.

Step 3a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department

Step 3b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week
and that no one in his office can sign for him, despite the fact that he has a
stamp with his signature for that very reason

Step 3c: Forge the chairperson’s signature yourself

Step 4: Bring the form to the college dean for his signature

Step 5: Bring the form to your faculty advisor for his

Step 5a: Discover upon entering your faculty advisor’s
office that he is also, in fact, the department chairperson, and not happy to
return from his trip to see his signature forged

Step 6: Fill out a “Change of Faculty Advisor” form

Step 7: Sign the faculty advisor form

Step 8: Bring the form to the chairperson of your

Step 9: The semester has ended and you never completed the
drop form. You also never went to class, so you failed.

Step 10: Decide to drop out of Marist

Step 11: Fill out a “drop out” form”¦.