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That’s My Rodd Pt. 2
College freshmen meets hottest chick ever but gets more than he bargained for.
Four years after its establishment on the Marist campus, Diversity WORKS, the diversity magazine under the Marist College Affirmative Action Advisory Committee, is almost finished with its first ever article, titled, “The Other Guys: What It’s Like to Be Different.” The magazine consists of five members, an Asian, an African American, a Native American,... MORE »
Yet again, the plan to build a bridge over Route 9 has been pushed back. The plan originated in early 1971, when a record-setting 528 students were killed while attempting to cross the super-highway. Originally, the building was delayed due to a heavy rain season, and each year since something has arisen to postpone the... MORE »
It’s official. A recent edition of the New York Times voted Back Street Pub the “filthiest establishment in all of Poughkeepsie.” The article went on to indicate that, if all goes according to plan, Back Street will soon be up for the Filthiest Establishment in the World Award. Back Street owner Kevin Charles said, “It’s... MORE »
On Tuesday, fifteen students in the computer science program suffered simultaneous panic attacks when Lauren Hawking enrolled in a computer science class, becoming the first girl to ever do so. Hawking claims that she was oblivious to her trailblazing ways, stating, “I just like working with computers. I didn’t mean to cause any problems.” Sean... MORE »
Last week, Marist officials announced that the SAT, one of the most grueling tests to ever grace a high school student, will no longer be relevant with regard to Marist’s admissions process. Many current Marist students, who had to study for weeks to get a score proficient enough to be admitted to Marist College,... MORE »
Due to recent events, John Gildard, head of Marist Security, has announced that the penalty for illegal parking will now be more severe. Previously, a parking ticket resulted in a $25 fine. Now, however, the perpetrator will be forced to pay a $400 fine, and will have to sign their vehicle over to Marist Security.... MORE »
During the summer, Marist officials added three new business classes to the course catalog, bringing the new total to 157 classes, more than 30 times the number of other classes (there are four psychology classes and one computer science class). “We looked through all of the classes in our school and realized that we... MORE »
Marist has instituted a new policy regarding popcorn-making: all students who wish to make popcorn must do so before two o’clock in the morning. Studies show that 99% of all fire alarms taking place in dormitories occur at an ungodly hour (the average fire alarm sounds around 4:17 AM) and during ungodly weather. The... MORE »
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
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