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Marist has instituted a new policy regarding popcorn-making: all students who wish to make popcorn must do so before two o’clock in the morning. Studies show that 99% of all fire alarms taking place in dormitories occur at an ungodly hour (the average fire alarm sounds around 4:17 AM) and during ungodly weather. The... MORE »
The results are in and, for the first time in its history, Marist College is atop the list of schools in the United States, according to U.S. News & World Report. While its academic department was ranked 10th in the northern United States, Marist faculty are most proud of a different achievement: 5th in the... MORE »
On Monday, Tim Murray announced that Marist will be renovating the McCann Center to include seating in the gymnasium. Starting next month, the McCann center, which previously had three seats, will feature a bleacher section large enough to seat 50 people. Â According to sources, the renovation has been sparked by a 300-perecent increase in... MORE »
In a recent press conference, Red Foxes men’s basketball coach Chuck Martin stated that he aimed to “do the exact same thing next year” as his team did this year. In the 2009-2010 season, the Red Foxes were 1-29, with the one victory coming in conference play, along with 17 of the losses. “We did... MORE »
A recent poll indicates that 99% of Marist students are unaware of Cannavino Library’s hours. In fact, 83% of students believe that the library is only open during the week before midterms, and finals week. “Total mind blow,” said Joe DiMarco, one of the students polled. “Not the fact that students don’t know the... MORE »
Step 1: Fill out a drop form Step 2: Sign the drop form Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department for his signature. Step 3a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department is. Step 3b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week and that no one in... MORE »
For the first time in Marist’s long history, a student has successfully crossed Route 9 on his way from Fulton Street to the library. Hundreds of students have attempted the feat in the past, but none have succeeded until Kim Buckwaltz, a senior communications major. “I thought about it once, but decided against it,”... MORE »
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
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