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That’s My Rodd
College freshmen meets hottest chick ever but gets more than he bargained for.
On Monday, Sarah McGregor transferred to a school closer to her home in Bumblefuck, USA, according to various student accounts. What does this mean for Marist College? Ninety-nine percent of the school was born and raised in Long Island, mothafucka! While these numbers have not been verified, they’re perfectly valid in the eyes... MORE »
Due to an unprecedented number of complaints, the capping course has been removed from the requirements for business majors. Surveys indicate that 94% of business majors felt that the capping course was “too much work.” The course, in which students analyze a company and then write a paper about their findings, was deemed “far too... MORE »
Effective in the Fall 2011 semester, Marist will make the process of applying for financial aid “completely impossible,” according to the Office of the Registrar. “We’re pretty low on money,” announced the Office of the Registrar, “and the easiest way to solve that problem is”¦you guessed it, to make getting financial aid even more... MORE »
On Thursday afternoon, Michelle Davies was suspended in the air for more than three hours because of an especially strong gust of wind coming off the Hudson River. Suspended more than forty feet in the air, Davies flew across the entire campus until, after three hours, the wind died down and she was able to... MORE »
Last semester, I decided that I needed to drop a class. The problem was that I decided this about three days after the drop deadline. Needless to say, the conversation I had with the “nice” lady in the registrar’s office was “not” pleasant. I think you’ll see what I mean”¦ Mrs. Bitchowski: Next. Me:... MORE »
During the summer, Marist officials added three new business classes to the course catalog, bringing the new total to 157 classes, more than 30 times the number of other classes (there are four psychology classes and one computer science class). “We looked through all of the classes in our school and realized that we... MORE »
Step 1: Fill out a drop form Step 2: Sign the drop form Step 3: Bring the form to the chairperson of your department for his signature. Step 3a: Figure out who the chairperson of your department is. Step 3b: Discover that the chairperson is away for the week and that no one in... MORE »
On Tuesday, fifteen students in the computer science program suffered simultaneous panic attacks when Lauren Hawking enrolled in a computer science class, becoming the first girl to ever do so. Hawking claims that she was oblivious to her trailblazing ways, stating, “I just like working with computers. I didn’t mean to cause any problems.” Sean... MORE »
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