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For the first time in its history, Marist College will enroll a student of the Jewish persuasion, despite the fact that Marist has always been a Catholic university. “We are thrilled that Marist College can finally say, proudly, that we have a Jewish student on our campus,” said President Dennis Murray. “This is almost as... MORE »
Last week, Marist students received an email about an anonymous girl who was robbed after entering a car she didn’t recognize full of guys she had never met before. This is only one of many similar events to transpire in recent months, all of which happened to anonymous students. In fact, studies show that... MORE »
It’s been years since their appearance, but the original tribe of Poughkeepsie is back, and infuriated. Apparently, Marist College is situated right on land originally owned by the Poughkeepsie tribe. The tribe is currently in talks with President Murray regarding transfer of ownership and legality of using the land. A Marist spokesperson explained, “Well apparently,... MORE »
The results are in and, for the first time in its history, Marist College is atop the list of schools in the United States, according to U.S. News & World Report. While its academic department was ranked 10th in the northern United States, Marist faculty are most proud of a different achievement: 5th in the... MORE »
Due to an unprecedented number of complaints, the capping course has been removed from the requirements for business majors. Surveys indicate that 94% of business majors felt that the capping course was “too much work.” The course, in which students analyze a company and then write a paper about their findings, was deemed “far too... MORE »
On Tuesday, fifteen students in the computer science program suffered simultaneous panic attacks when Lauren Hawking enrolled in a computer science class, becoming the first girl to ever do so. Hawking claims that she was oblivious to her trailblazing ways, stating, “I just like working with computers. I didn’t mean to cause any problems.” Sean... MORE »
Last week, Marist officials announced that the SAT, one of the most grueling tests to ever grace a high school student, will no longer be relevant with regard to Marist’s admissions process. Many current Marist students, who had to study for weeks to get a score proficient enough to be admitted to Marist College,... MORE »
During the summer, Marist officials added three new business classes to the course catalog, bringing the new total to 157 classes, more than 30 times the number of other classes (there are four psychology classes and one computer science class). “We looked through all of the classes in our school and realized that we... MORE »
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
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