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Article by SWINEBU November 18, 2011

Sorry for the delay in making my first post on this site; I got absolutely Sanduskeyed with my exam schedule this week. I mean, you know only foreign teachers would assign exams on the Wednesday and Friday of Lehigh-Laf week. It’s some straight up bullshit. I’m feeling a lot of negativity towards this school lately,... MORE »

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Article by jake13
November 17, 2011

One Big Happy Family

“No way dude, I fucked [insert name of almost any girl on campus] too! We’re Eskimo bros!” For those of you who live with your head up your ass, the term Eskimo brothers applies “when two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded... MORE »

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Article by kramerica22
November 16, 2011

What’s a Grain Alcohol?

It’s the most potent shit on the market, outlawed in Pennsylvania and guaranteed to absolutely skull fuck your entire week. Imagine Matt Damon’s full frontal blackout in the Bourne Identity, supersized with a twist of orange Kool-Aid. BOOM, EVERCLEAR.   At 38 bucks a pop and 95% alcohol per volume, grain alcohol is truly a... MORE »

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Article by cmm212
November 16, 2011

The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Seducing a Guy Who Doesn’t Like You

Ever had a guy reject you so obviously and humiliatingly that the only way to mentally cope with the situation was to put forth all your efforts into winning him over?  Me neither, but we all know someone like this.  You know, the ever-pathetic girl, trying so desperately to be wanted””nay””noticed by this guy who... MORE »

Article by hduane
November 16, 2011

Hangovers

For those of you who are just like me and are blessed with having to suffer the consequences of last night’s excessive alcohol abuse EVERY SINGLE MORNING, this is for you!   I’m one of those special people who gets to feel like shit after a long night of fratting and taking bankers to the... MORE »

Article by siegs038
November 15, 2011

Why You Hatin on My Lehigh/Laf Week?

Students will be anticipating police brutality breaking up parties this upcoming week in anticipation for Lehigh/Lafayette.  Police have warned students that any outdoor parties will be broken up immediately and citations will be warranted.  Well, fuck that.  It will be a shame if the power-struggling police force of Bethlehem ruin a week of tradition that... MORE »

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November 14, 2011

Lehigh University is Now on Campus Basement!

Lehigh University is now on Campus Basement! More articles to come this week, and just in time for Lehigh/Laf #rivalry147 MORE »