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Article by SWINEBU December 3, 2011

Like most of the Lehigh population, I am sitting in my house recovering from last night and counting down the minutes until the biggest event of the semester, Dayglow.  Dayglow is the only time that any of us will enjoy getting buckets on buckets on buckets of paint poured all over us as we jump... MORE »

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Article by cmm212
December 2, 2011

The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Eating

Um, like, not doing it”¦ Ugh, unfortunately our bodies require ingesting some form of calories in order to keep our generally non-jaundice complexion, major organs functioning, and hairlines not resembling that of Larry David.  But conundrum! Idiot Girls have impossibly flat stomachs and supple breasts to maintain too.  It’s not easy to hide not eating... MORE »

Article by hduane
November 30, 2011

Breaks: A Time to Grasp Perspective?

For those of us who believe we thrive at Lehigh in a full-functioning manner, going home for breaks can be the most depressing time in our lives. This is because we are faced with the cold, dead truth that it will take a miracle(s) to help us thrive after Lehigh in the real world. It’s... MORE »

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November 28, 2011
Article by hamsterdam
November 22, 2011

The Lehigh Creation Story

3 consecutive snow days before December?  I was supposed to have 3 exams that week, but all were canceled due to this Biblical storm. As a result, after almost 22 years of steadfast denial, I now accept the existence of God.  We know that God made the world in 7 days.  We know that Lehigh... MORE »

Article by Brenner14
November 20, 2011

Lehigh Prunes Alcoholic Student Population by Only Offering Antibiotics on Day After Le-Laf

In an attempt to decrease the amount of alcoholic students at Lehigh, officials from the Health and Wellness Center have chosen the day after the Lehigh-Lafayette game as the date on which they will distribute preventative medicine, in hopes that those students who are hungover will not bother to get them. In light of an... MORE »

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November 19, 2011

Where’s Molly?

Molly? …Molly? Where could she possibly be right now? You’ve just woken up on the Saturday morning of Lehigh-Lafayette and you want to listen to Techno music so loud that it feels like a grease-ball guido from Philly is punching you in the chest. But first, you need to find your best friend, Molly. She... MORE »

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Article by SWINEBU
November 18, 2011

Time To Rage

Sorry for the delay in making my first post on this site; I got absolutely Sanduskeyed with my exam schedule this week. I mean, you know only foreign teachers would assign exams on the Wednesday and Friday of Lehigh-Laf week. It’s some straight up bullshit. I’m feeling a lot of negativity towards this school lately,... MORE »

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Article by kramerica22
November 16, 2011

What’s a Grain Alcohol?

It’s the most potent shit on the market, outlawed in Pennsylvania and guaranteed to absolutely skull fuck your entire week. Imagine Matt Damon’s full frontal blackout in the Bourne Identity, supersized with a twist of orange Kool-Aid. BOOM, EVERCLEAR.   At 38 bucks a pop and 95% alcohol per volume, grain alcohol is truly a... MORE »