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The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Eating

Article by cmm212 December 2, 2011

Um, like, not doing it”¦ Ugh, unfortunately our bodies require ingesting some form of calories in order to keep our generally non-jaundice complexion, major organs functioning, and hairlines not resembling that of Larry David.  But conundrum! Idiot Girls have impossibly flat stomachs and supple breasts to maintain too.  It’s not easy to hide not eating... MORE »

Article by hduane
November 30, 2011

Breaks: A Time to Grasp Perspective?

For those of us who believe we thrive at Lehigh in a full-functioning manner, going home for breaks can be the most depressing time in our lives. This is because we are faced with the cold, dead truth that it will take a miracle(s) to help us thrive after Lehigh in the real world. It’s... MORE »

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November 28, 2011
Article by hamsterdam
November 22, 2011

The Lehigh Creation Story

3 consecutive snow days before December?  I was supposed to have 3 exams that week, but all were canceled due to this Biblical storm. As a result, after almost 22 years of steadfast denial, I now accept the existence of God.  We know that God made the world in 7 days.  We know that Lehigh... MORE »

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November 19, 2011

Where’s Molly?

Molly? …Molly? Where could she possibly be right now? You’ve just woken up on the Saturday morning of Lehigh-Lafayette and you want to listen to Techno music so loud that it feels like a grease-ball guido from Philly is punching you in the chest. But first, you need to find your best friend, Molly. She... MORE »

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Article by SWINEBU
November 18, 2011

Time To Rage

Sorry for the delay in making my first post on this site; I got absolutely Sanduskeyed with my exam schedule this week. I mean, you know only foreign teachers would assign exams on the Wednesday and Friday of Lehigh-Laf week. It’s some straight up bullshit. I’m feeling a lot of negativity towards this school lately,... MORE »

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Article by kramerica22
November 16, 2011

What’s a Grain Alcohol?

It’s the most potent shit on the market, outlawed in Pennsylvania and guaranteed to absolutely skull fuck your entire week. Imagine Matt Damon’s full frontal blackout in the Bourne Identity, supersized with a twist of orange Kool-Aid. BOOM, EVERCLEAR.   At 38 bucks a pop and 95% alcohol per volume, grain alcohol is truly a... MORE »

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Article by cmm212
November 16, 2011

The Idiot Girl’s Guide to Seducing a Guy Who Doesn’t Like You

Ever had a guy reject you so obviously and humiliatingly that the only way to mentally cope with the situation was to put forth all your efforts into winning him over?  Me neither, but we all know someone like this.  You know, the ever-pathetic girl, trying so desperately to be wanted””nay””noticed by this guy who... MORE »

Article by hduane
November 16, 2011


For those of you who are just like me and are blessed with having to suffer the consequences of last night’s excessive alcohol abuse EVERY SINGLE MORNING, this is for you!   I’m one of those special people who gets to feel like shit after a long night of fratting and taking bankers to the... MORE »

Article by siegs038
November 15, 2011

Why You Hatin on My Lehigh/Laf Week?

Students will be anticipating police brutality breaking up parties this upcoming week in anticipation for Lehigh/Lafayette.  Police have warned students that any outdoor parties will be broken up immediately and citations will be warranted.  Well, fuck that.  It will be a shame if the power-struggling police force of Bethlehem ruin a week of tradition that... MORE »