How to Seduce the Elderly

Article by Nick Ciccone January 24, 2012

Finding a companion is hard these days. If you’re like me, you probably feel like you’ve tried everything. Holding the door for her, walking her home, watching her undress from outside her bedroom window. You know, romance. But sometimes chivalry isn’t enough, gents. Nowadays, women care about ridiculous qualities like, “Will my parents like him?”... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
January 13, 2012

Why Hofstra Should Win the Campus Basement Inaugural Tournament

And The Winner Is… This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to share your favorite! Voting ends for this final round matchup at 12am EST Monday, Jan 16! The article with the most likes, tweets, and +1s... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
January 9, 2012

An Email Thread of Indecisive Students Trying to Plan Spring Break (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! The following e-mail exchange you are about to read is REAL. All names have been changed and e-mails deleted. Hofstra student go different places every year... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
January 6, 2012

Classes You Need to Take Spring 2012 (Hofstra)

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Article by Max Lehman
December 28, 2011

What Your New Years Plans Say About You (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Welcoming in the New Year is a grandiose occasion for many Americans as well as those other people that live in places not as awesome as... MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 26, 2011

Pubic Safety Department

Perhaps taking to heart my comments concering the competence and overall affectiveness of the public “safety” department, the Hofstra boner strokers and ass shakers (let’s be honest, the economy is tough) have decided to do something practical and useful for the entirety of the student body. In between handing over cash to Bernie Madoff and... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 21, 2011

Secret Santa On A Budget (Hofstra)

This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Your so-called friends decide a Secret Santa before everyone goes home for the Holidays would be just delightful, wouldn’t it? Yes, it is delightful when your parents... MORE »

Article by Kahrispy
December 19, 2011

A Very Kahrispy Kristmas

Hofstra’s public safety department has a long and proud history of ensuring the minimal safety of the public, and by “public”, we mean “2 1/2 people”, and that’s on a good day. “Good days” meaning that for the public safety officers at Hofstra, it might as well be the battle of Iwo Jima. They very... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
December 18, 2011

Chocolate Milk for Berliner

Hello friends! From this semester until now has been some crazy times. We drank”¦A LOT”¦of chocolate milk and stuff. You know what I am really talking about so through the power of the internet let us wink at each other simultaneously. Ready? Awesome! That was beautiful, but before I get ahead of myself on how... MORE »

Article by SammyAbram
December 17, 2011

FUCK I NEVER LEARNED SHIT

Finals are coming to an end and as you finish them up you start to realize, FUCK I NEVER ACTUALLY LEARNED SHIT. You sit in the classroom with your pen or pencil and start to shake. It’s been months since you first stepped foot in this classroom. Now it comes down to the end. The... MORE »