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Article by Max Lehman March 19, 2012

Patiently, all men on campus are waiting for the first day of spring. Nay, I am not talking about March 20th. Do you take us men for mere astronomers? Fie on you, knaves!* I am discussing the REAL first day of spring which nears ever sooner, thanks to one of the balmiest winters ever experienced... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
March 17, 2012

Snooki’s Baby-Daddy Goes to Hofstra

As it turns out, Snooki is not the main character of the film, “A Clockwork Orange.” But she’s been as controversial. Known for her binge drinking and slurred speech, Snooki appears to be more pregnant than usual these days. The question on everyone’s mind is, who’s her baby-daddy? I’m here to tell you all that... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
March 17, 2012

Hofstra Got Shakespeare’d

The month of March at Hofstra means one thing and one thing only for drama majors: Shakespeare! Lots and lots of Shakespeare. So much Shakespeare has happened, it’s an epidemic. So much Shakespeare, the students are annoyingly speaking in Middle English. So much Shakespeare that a freshman is fearing the Ides of March and regretting... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
February 28, 2012

New Academic Building Actually a Spaceship

Hofstra’s not-so-New Academic building will give anyone an architectural boner. It’s sleek, sexy, and streamlined to perfection. But don’t let its clever name fool you, it has been confirmed that the building is actually a fully functional spacecraft built by NASA. That’s right, NASA. Shit just got serious. The New Academic building or, NAB, for... MORE »

Article by Max Lehman
February 21, 2012

HU Law Just Got Served

The oh-so-amazing Hofstra Law School is being sued as per se* part of a class action law suit by a lawyer with a name suggesting connections to a famous jeans company. One may suggest this to be a conspiracy urging more lawyers to wear jeans in the courtroom. Others believe this would not have happened... MORE »

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Article by efreun2
February 16, 2012

Why Bits and Bytes Closes On The Weekends

You know what really grinds my gears? That Bits and Bytes, one of the few good dining locations on campus, closes for the weekend. But why is that? For the past couple of days I’ve tossed and turned searching for answers, day dreamed constantly through natural science lectures and snoozed through Tom Jones discussions. Does... MORE »

Article by Nick Ciccone
February 14, 2012

Student Trapped in Elevator: “Kim Kardashian’s Tweets Saved My Life”

It’s been quite a week here at Hofstra: the weather’s been beautiful, professors have been absent, and I can’t think of a third clause. But for some, there have been better weeks. Fred No-go, a fictitious yet lovable Hofstra freshman, was stuck in the library elevator for 5 hours on Sunday night. Here’s what he... MORE »

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Article by Max Lehman
February 13, 2012

Rugby Returns to the Shire

    Fifteen hearts beat as one. Seven backs divided the speed like elves that race as fast as their lives are long, and pass the ball as accurate as an arrow shooting into an orc’s eye. Eight forwards divided the muscle; brute trolls commanded by the world of man to smash body against body, scrum... MORE »

Article by efreun2
February 9, 2012

The Five Different Types Of Bored Students You’ll Encounter

We’ve all experienced it: You’re in biology lab, and your professor thinks he’s the next Dane Cook. He keeps laughing, but all you hear is silence. The girl next to you is chewing gum and popping it really loudly. What’s a kid to do? Take notes? Listen? No way, college is for partying, dude. But... MORE »

Article by Jessica Covington
February 8, 2012

An Only Child’s Guide to Siblings Day

February brings a lot to the table as the second month of the year. We’ve got Valentine’s Day, President’s Day, and the all too important Canadian Heritage Day. But one day in particular has got me feeling like I’ve inhaled too many nail polish fumes – Siblings Day. Why, do you ask? Simple: I am... MORE »