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Adamant Student: “Cornell Is Gorgeous, Not Gorges!”

Article by Piliour September 20, 2010

Marc Stinsmore is absolutely certain that there is a typo on much of the Cornell University apparel. Stinsmore, a freshman, insists, “They spelled the word “gorgeous’ incorrectly and I demand that it be corrected. How is Cornell even an Ivy if they can’t spell a simple word? It’s embarrassing.”   Stinsmore’s peers have attempted, however... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

Cornell to Complicate Financial Aid Process

Effective in the Fall 2011 semester, Cornell University will make the process of applying for financial aid “completely impossible,” according to the Office of the Registrar.   “We’re pretty low on money,” announced the Office of the Registrar, “and the easiest way to solve that problem is”¦you guessed it, to make getting financial aid even... MORE »

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September 20, 2010

Farmer’s Market

Ithaca Farmer’s Market Now Serving Freshly Cooked Rabbit MORE »

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Article by Piliour
September 20, 2010

University Officials

Travis Apgar, who has recently been under some heat for the changes being enforced with regard to Greek Life, issued a statement Tuesday, “We are, in no way, cracking down on Greek Life.”   Apgar continued, “Just because we appointed a group of 96-year-old men, whose attitudes toward college students are in no way skewed,... MORE »

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Article by Anonymous
September 20, 2010

Cornell Football Sucks

 Last year I went to one Cornell home football game. It was homecoming so I don’t remember much, but what I do remember was that the cheerleaders were far more entertaining.  I left the game after what I would say was probably five or ten minutes right about the time when the opposing team, Fordham... MORE »

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September 20, 2010

Cornell Visit

I went to Ithaca, New York last Wednesday, October 24th for an interview required for application by the College of Architecture. The campus was simply GORGEOUS. 😀 MORE »

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September 20, 2010

Freshman Year in 15 Seconds

Hilarious? MORE »

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September 20, 2010

Gorge Jumping!

Here are some clips of people taking the plunge at the famous Cornell gorges. MORE »

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September 20, 2010

Pirate Flash Mob

Pirate Flash Mob at CU the day before Slope Day. MORE »

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February 7, 2010

Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say

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