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Cornell to ban Wheelie Backpacks?

Article by apost November 3, 2010

Cornell University had received multiple complaints from professors, students and prospective students after visiting about the amount of wheelie back packs around campus. “The wheelie backpacks are an inconvenience” says Aaron Stewart ’14. “I admit I had one in high school, but when I got to college I knew it was time for a change.”... MORE »

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November 2, 2010
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Article by javrutine
October 30, 2010

Girl Neglects to Realize Halloween Is Just an Excuse to Dress Slutty

This past weekend, it was nearly impossible to walk down College Ave without seeing bare legs, the occasional butt cheek, and multiple bare midriffs. That’s right people, Halloween has just passed and along with the physical pain you feel from eating too much candy and drinking too much Andre, you must now suffer the emotional... MORE »

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Article by apost
October 30, 2010

Student accidentally calls professor

This past week during a small lecture multiple students overheard one student call their professor “Mommy” after class while asking her to clarify an equation she had written on the board. “I was so confused” reflected one student, “but I felt bad for him, no one wants to call their professor Mommy, it’s just awkward... MORE »

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October 30, 2010

Zombies Invade Ho Plaza!

Take a break from dressing yourself in as little clothing as possible and trying to play it off as a “costume” to watch this awesome zombie flash mob that took place friday afternoon on ho plaza – amazing. The best part is watching all the jaded Cornellians walking past acting like its totally normal….zombies, collegetown... MORE »

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Article by dang
October 29, 2010

Cornell Doctoral Candidate in Philosophy discovers that Life isn’t Fair

Ms. Lee’s thesis aptly titled “Life is not fair and square” is being lauded as one of the 21st century’s greatest philosophical accomplishments. The thesis took about four years to complete. As part of her research, Ms.Lee toured inner city neighborhoods throughout America where she encountered poverty in various forms. Ms Lee stated that “upon  realizing... MORE »

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October 26, 2010

Ithaca is…weird.

Look closely at the um…leg…hanging out of this person’s trunk while driving through downtown Ithaca. Happy halloween…? MORE »

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Article by apost
October 25, 2010

Student organizations upset after being turned away from community service

Into The Streets is Cornell’s largest day of service with over 1200 students expected to attend! This year, for the first time ever, this will be a two-day event on Friday October 29th and Saturday October 30th. Cornell’s spreading the service even further! Woot. No! It is a shame that because of the extreme amount... MORE »

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Article by apost
October 23, 2010

All Cornellians are required to take a 1-credit course on personal finance

Prompted by the countless emails by parents to the Bursar office demanding explanation for rampant CornellCard purchases by their children, Cornell is instituting a mandatory one-credit course on personal finance for all undergraduates. The core principles of the class will dispel the belief that Big Red Bucks grow on trees in the Cornell Orchards and... MORE »

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October 21, 2010

cornell’s original gangsta

i know i’m a little late on this one, but major props to the ladies of alpha phi for producing this cinematic masterpiece. streaking through the stacks? can i marry this guy? MORE »