This poor lil' guy was found sitting in the middle of College Ave this past Sunday as the rain poured down and everyone in Ithaca resumed hating their lives and questioning why they ever came here in the first place. As told by an eyewitness who asked if the emo sitter was alright, "he said yes without looking up and thanked me for asking him, but then kept sitting there." Hmmm...looks like someone hasn't discovered the wonders of TakeNote and Adderall yet. Cheer up, dude! I'm sure some self-conscious girl out there will let you touch her boobs if you ask her nicely enough. But honestly, parking your ass on the sidewalk all day is probably not the best way to do it. Maybe try forcible touching next time?