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Math Library Needs to Recalculate its Priorities
it's cool if I leave my iPod and laptop alone here right?
Skorton Caught Speeding
University President David Skorton was stopped earlier today on East Avenue after blowing a stop sign whilst driving at a speed of 50 MPH, over double the campus speed limit of 50 MPH. Rather than calmly handling to the situation, Skorton could be seen belligerently shouting at Campus Police for over 15 minutes, yelling phrases... MORE »
We Be Diverse, Says Skorton
President Skorton issued a statement regarding the University’s new diversity goals in an e-mail to the entire student body on Wednesday. Skorton and the deans are promising to amp up diversity at Cornell. And by “amp up,” they clearly mean “initiate.” If you didn’t catch the drift of the President’s statement for a number of... MORE »
Bumpin Beats
So I haven’t posted any music in about a month and a half…sorry about that. Well not really, because I just spent more time beating it/drinking/reading egotastic, but because of popular demand (read: nobody asked me to do shit, I’m just bored), I thought I would throw up some more tracks. First off is a... MORE »
Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say
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Cornell Commencement Speaker Announced: We Are Gonna Have A Situation Here
THE SITUATION SON AQUI! In fantastic news yesterday, the Cornell Convocation Committee announced that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino from the hit MTV Show, Jersey Shore, will be the keynote speaker for the graduating class of 2012. The news comes as less of a surprise due to the success of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi at Rutgers University.... MORE »
Students Plan “Yawn In” on Facebook
Well now that poor ol’ Professor Talbert’s yawn-induced temper tantrum has literally hit every single gossip/humor/news website on the internet, his students from his Friday Business Computing lecture – yes, the same group of students who witnessed firsthand his freakout – decided to give Prof T a little taste of his own medicine by staging... MORE »
I don’t like titles
Except when its sean connery mispronouncing them in an snl jeopardy, and you can see it here http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/31133142. Anywho, I’ve got a few beats that have been stuck in my head for weeks now. First and foremost, I re-discovered this song recently and have since re-fallen in love with it again…kind of like the plot... MORE »
Sticky Situation
Semen is not water soluble!!!! MORE »
My Winter Break Movie Guidelines
If you’re like me then your winter break has been jam packed with movies, and if you’re Jewish like me then these aren’t movies that you’ve paid for. I put more effort into researching a movie I might have to pay to see in theatres than I’ve put into my thesis. First, I check RottenTomatoes.com... MORE »
What I Think About During My Nutrition Lectures
….so the quality of my work has taken a hit, but my A.D.D is alive and well! MORE »
Smart vs Attractive
you will never win MORE »