Daily Sun Holds Most Boring Interview of All Time With Jon Stewart: Cornellians Livid CampusBasement Could Not Interview Him…It Would Have Been Much More Hillarious
This is not me being bitter.
At 17:45, Friday, 4 November 2011, an unprecedented blow to Cornellian’s freedom of speech was struck by an affiliate of the Cornell Daily Sun. In a disproportionate reaction to harmless advertisement, Cornell’s brand new image board/community discussion forum, cornellhub.com was hacked. The hacker was identified via IP address as a member of another Cornell group,... MORE »
….so the quality of my work has taken a hit, but my A.D.D is alive and well! MORE »
After winning a government grant worth 250,000 dollars, Professor James Maas and his psychology students embarked on an exciting study, attempting to gauge the level of boredom found amongst college students during break. Maas and his students attached tracking devices to home-bound students that tracked their activity; their results were astounding. Maas told the daily... MORE »
Oh and don’t worry it’s not Khloe…she and Lamar are like a rock. Sturdy and round. Some people have been trying to throw viewers off course by saying that Kim Kardashian is dating Jeremy Lin of the New York Knicks. But we all know she is trying to steer clear of athletes and singers due... MORE »
This past week during a small lecture multiple students overheard one student call their professor “Mommy” after class while asking her to clarify an equation she had written on the board. “I was so confused” reflected one student, “but I felt bad for him, no one wants to call their professor Mommy, it’s just awkward... MORE »
Don’t you hate it when professors tell you to turn off your cell phones when you’re in class or keep them on silent? Clearly having my phone constantly in my hand during your class is the only thing keeping me from falling asleep. What would you prefer? But, what I hate more than that is... MORE »
Adam Rosenberg failed out of his study abroad program. This is the first time in Cornell University history that any student has failed out of their program. It would not be the first time a student was kicked out of their program. That’s actually quite commonplace. These things happen abroad be it from excessive consumptions... MORE »
Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few….these are the shits that we say up in here. MORE »
What’s your favorite time of year…Christmas or Wedding Season? Formal Season! That’s right fellow Cornellians, it is that time of the semester where you have nothing to do because classes are over and study week has yet to begin. It’s the best time of the year. Get all fancy in your dress or your shirt... MORE »
