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Ever Wondered Why ILRies Don’t Have a Math Requirement?
...who really needs math anyway?
Hunger Games At Cornell: Which College Will Win?
Ezra Cornell was actually a pretty twisted President. When he founded Cornell he also said that at the 147th (arbitrary number chosen similar practice done by the Mayans for their calendars) Commencement, rather than have the standard “all rise and all sit, congratulations you’ve graduated” at the ceremony, all 4 state colleges will have a... MORE »
Shit Cornellians at Cornell Say
Agreed upon by some disagreed upon by few….these are the shits that we say up in here. MORE »
YOU CAN WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!!!
Hey Basement dwellers! “¦ Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start. Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable alums who all miss our glory days, we want to live vicariously through your awesome... MORE »
Student Claims to Be Hit by Moving Hot Truck
In all of the bizarre news I have heard in my entire life, this one has to be the weirdest of them all. On Friday night, a Cornell student claims to have been hit by the Hot Truck on Stewart Avenue as it was driving. What is mysterious is that no one has ever... MORE »
The NYC Tech Campus: Cornell’s Plan to Take Over the World
On Friday, it was announced that Cornell received a $350 million dollar donation to help their bid for a tech campus on Roosevelt Island in New York City. Cornell’s bid is now at $2 billion dollars and they are now the front-runners to win this opportunity. What people do not know is that there is... MORE »
Ezra Cornell Was Black
Ever since Cornell University was established back in 1865, students and faculty have pondered, “Who is Mr. Cornell?”, “How did he create such a prestigious University?”, and of course, “Was that dude black?” We can’t deny the glaring facts of this mans past. 1. Cornell was founded in 1865. The very same year the Civil... MORE »
Blackberry Keyboard Vs. Inebriation
Blackberries and alcohol never really mixed that well. MORE »
That Girl
Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »
Michelle Duggar: Smarter Than Her Vagina Lets On
Does your vagina hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can youthrow it o’er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Does your vagina hang low? Normally, if I wrote about a family with 19 children I’d have lost my audience by the... MORE »
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My Sadly Un-Slutty Self
As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »
Syracuse Students Protest Westboro Church
Stand up for what you believe. Source: save-the-world-one-day-at-a-time.tumblr.com MORE »
15 Lateral in 62 Seconds – This is College Football
End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps Football. Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go, Trinity’s Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22. After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity’s defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using any timeouts. The Tigers were left with two... MORE »
Syracuse rappers on the stairs of Crouse College.
Three rappers killin it at Cuse. Pretty catchy song. Did I hear a Bernie Fine joke in there? The 2011 Syracuse Cypher with artists IamG, Jay Foss and INDO Download Here: https://hulkshare.com/p3sse3fdfwdy IamG https://iamgworld.com/ Jay Foss https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay-Foss/236029989746534 INDO https://heyindo.com/ Directed/Filmed/Edited by Taylor Maher Taylormaher11@gmail.com MORE »
Gertis the Homeless Wheelchair Guy on Marshall Street Is Filthy Rich
Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? “Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!” Source: https://notorious1419.tumblr.com/ MORE »
Frats Pay For Pussy
The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »
How to Start a Bro Fight
10 Simple steps to starting a bro fight MORE »
CitrusTV Visits The Syracuse Zoo | CitrusTV
In the first edition of “Beyond the Hill,” CitrusTV traveled to the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. You’ll be surprised at what we found as the zoo prepares for its centennial in 2014. For more CitrusTV programming, visit us online at https://www.CitrusTV.net! MORE »
Drunk Girl Kisses Skunk
boobs and a skunk. amazing. MORE »
Emory College Library Hours Racist Against Asians
I’m getting arrested for studying for 5 hours. Someone please tell me this is not true. MORE »
Bernie Fine Fired by Syracuse University Amid ESPN’s Audio Tape Release with Wife
University fires Fine hours after ESPN aired audio recordings with coach’s wife. For more on this story go here: https://abcn.ws/ugPgEI MORE »
There is absolutely nothing wrong with ordering celery before a meal
Celery? Gross. Thanks to Lincoln Station Bar & Grill MORE »
Watch a LSU Cheerleader’s Perspective Through Her Eyes
Hold on tight. Flip, fly through the air and runout with the team from the perspective of an LSU Cheerleader during the Nov. 25 LSU Football game vs. Arkansas in Tiger Stadium. Midget at 1:22. MORE »
Dean College Students Expelled After Fight Over Nike Shoes
Completely fucked up fight over some nike shoes. Really? I guess you can expect no less from a school nobody has ever heard of. Fight starts at 0:40 MORE »
People Dont Know How To Spell In California
Some kids put up a sign about a fundraiser they were doing. They wanted this “qaurter” to be the best. IDIOTS! MORE »
Music Video Pocketful of Money TRF 255
A music video made in TRF 255 at Syracuse University. By Jens Lekman. MORE »