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Ever Wondered Why ILRies Don’t Have a Math Requirement?
Ezra Cornell was actually a pretty twisted President. When he founded Cornell he also said that at the 147th (arbitrary number chosen similar practice done by the Mayans for their calendars) Commencement, rather than have the standard “all rise and all sit, congratulations you’ve graduated” at the ceremony, all 4 state colleges will have a... MORE »
Hey Basement dwellers! “¦ Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start. Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable alums who all miss our glory days, we want to live vicariously through your awesome... MORE »
The only place where the real estate market never feels the economic troubles of the country is Collegetown, Ithaca NY. I am pretty sure this has something to do with economics…supply and demand I assume. But, don’t quote me on that. There are many issues though that come with the real estate market in Ithaca.... MORE »
After last Friday’s 85-degree weather, it appears that Cornell University has used all of its spring maintenance funding on keeping the Lake Effects snow out of the forecast, not accounting for the shocking, yet annual, mid-April snow and sleet storm. While on a campus tour this morning, a pre-frosh was overheard stating “well, it can... MORE »
Last night, Harvard graduate Jeremy Lin put up 28 points and 8 assists in a Knicks victory over the Utah Jazz. After the game, Harvard graduates around the world rejoiced. “Before this, I had no hope,” said Candace Kim, ’03, “I was just another unemployable Harvard graduate with no prospects. Jeremy Lin’s performance proved that Harvard... MORE »
Another semester finally over…time sure flies when you’re living the life of a pompous Ivy League douchebag! To give you a little recap of what happened, apost and I have joined forces to bring you the ultimate Cornell Basement (formerly known as BigRedMyCampus) semester in review. If we forgot something, well, let’s be honest –... MORE »
Similarly to Walmart on Black Friday, Mann Library opens at 10 AM on a Saturday morning during finals week and a line is out the door to rent laptops, chargers and get Take Notes and I think someone was trampled….you know you’re at Cornell during finals week when. Thanks to our local photographer Steph Friedman MORE »
Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »
Does your vagina hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can youthrow it o’er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Does your vagina hang low? Normally, if I wrote about a family with 19 children I’d have lost my audience by the... MORE »
As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »
End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps Football. Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go, Trinity’s Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22. After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity’s defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using any timeouts. The Tigers were left with two... MORE »
Three rappers killin it at Cuse. Pretty catchy song. Did I hear a Bernie Fine joke in there? The 2011 Syracuse Cypher with artists IamG, Jay Foss and INDO Download Here: http://hulkshare.com/p3sse3fdfwdy IamG http://iamgworld.com/ Jay Foss http://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay-Foss/236029989746534 INDO http://heyindo.com/ Directed/Filmed/Edited by Taylor Maher Taylormaher11@gmail.com MORE »
Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? “Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!” Source: http://notorious1419.tumblr.com/ MORE »
The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »
In the first edition of “Beyond the Hill,” CitrusTV traveled to the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. You’ll be surprised at what we found as the zoo prepares for its centennial in 2014. For more CitrusTV programming, visit us online at http://www.CitrusTV.net! MORE »
University fires Fine hours after ESPN aired audio recordings with coach’s wife. For more on this story go here: http://abcn.ws/ugPgEI MORE »
Celery? Gross. Thanks to Lincoln Station Bar & Grill MORE »
Hold on tight. Flip, fly through the air and runout with the team from the perspective of an LSU Cheerleader during the Nov. 25 LSU Football game vs. Arkansas in Tiger Stadium. Midget at 1:22. MORE »
Completely fucked up fight over some nike shoes. Really? I guess you can expect no less from a school nobody has ever heard of. Fight starts at 0:40 MORE »