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Drew Carey Isn’t Funny Enough For Campus Basement
Hey Basement dwellers! “¦ Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start. Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable alums who all miss our glory days, we want to live vicariously through your awesome... MORE »
…who really needs math anyway? MORE »
Michael Bates, a local resident of the city of Ithaca, was reportedly arrested last Friday night by the Cornell University Police Department after allegedly living in the Uris Library “cocktail lounge” for nearly a week. According to the police report, Bates allegedly entered the library Monday morning. He was then seen, on a few... MORE »
yo library kid, i’ma let you finish regaining your pulse but i had one of the best life savings of all time!
Michael Hyon ’13 recently revived a student suffering a seizure in Kroch library on Monday night, proving to be Cornell’s very own EMS-reject hero. The Daily Sun quoted Hyon on his courageous rescue, who stated: “I wouldn’t say I”ˆsaved his life, but I”ˆhelped bring his pulse back.” So humble. Who knew that your pulse was... MORE »
Let’s say hypothetically speaking your name starts with an A. You are used to getting butt dialed at this point in your life seeing as I’m sure you’ve had a cell phone since middle school. But, once you go abroad getting butt dialed has a whole new meaning. And mostly it has to do with... MORE »
This Monday afternoon, Cornell campus police faced the unthinkable when they ran out of fresh Wegmans donuts. The police officers campus police were sitting in their parked cars near the intersection of College Avenue and Campus Road when they discovered that they had eaten all of their donuts. “Well we were just sitting there minding... MORE »
What’s your favorite time of year…Christmas or Wedding Season? Formal Season! That’s right fellow Cornellians, it is that time of the semester where you have nothing to do because classes are over and study week has yet to begin. It’s the best time of the year. Get all fancy in your dress or your shirt... MORE »
In an effort to uphold everlasting Jewish traditions, Cornell Hillel hosted a Big Red Bar Mitzvah in Duffield Hall this past weekend. The goal of the event was to provide the opportunity for students, who had not previously held the sacred ceremony, to become Bar or Bat Mitzvot. But Hillel did not stop there. Yesterday... MORE »
Outraged customers and a tarnished brand are the result of a worldwide Blackberry Blackout, which left Blackberry users without email, BBM, or sanity. The problems curiously occurred at the same time as Apple’s release of the iPhone 4S. After an investigation by Research In Motion, the developer of blackberry phones, it appears... MORE »
I bet I’m not the only one surprised it wasn’t a Cornell kid running backwards MORE »
Ah, yet another story about the positive effects of alcohol. With an on-campus bar set to open in the Ivy Room this spring, the Cornell Pub Committee wants to pick business hours that will be most beneficial to students. A sample of undergraduate ILRies were tested to see if consuming alcohol before class provides... MORE »