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The Penis: A Documentary
“I Got Sooo Drunk Last Night,” Report Nation’s Future Leaders
On Sunday morning, numerous first-hand accounts revealed that a substantial percentage of America’s soon-to-be luminaries were severely intoxicated and self-incapacitated on the preceding evening. “Man, I was fucked up last night,” said future New York State Senator David Adelsberg ’12, “This hangover is killing me!” “My futon is covered in puke,” added the future Congressman.... MORE »
Honest Course Syllabus
Credit to Adam Groner MORE »
Breaking News: Zombies Discovered in College Campuses
ITHACA, NY””If you are anywhere near a college campus right now, be prepared. The long-hyped up invasion of fictitious soulless corpses has indeed occurred; lifeless college students are attacking us. It is still very unclear as to how these zombies were even created. According to sober observation, a chemical weapon was not unleashed and a... MORE »
Giant Snow Dick!
too bad campus police destroyed it MORE »
Hey Nelly, she exists and her tears are real.
Clearly if Jackie Hollywood could tell the future she would have gotten her shit togther, because bitch is a hot gangster mess, and applied to Cornell. I would have assumed she would since Cornell is Nelly’s real name and she seems similiarities in the most insignificant shit ever. Girl is crazy end of story, but... MORE »
Happy New Year from Cornell Basement!
Ah yes, it’s that time again – one year comes to a close and makes way for an even better one to follow. At midnight, we’ll ring in the new year in style no matter where we are: some of us will be vomiting on the sidewalk outside the bar, some of us will be... MORE »
Dubya Reacts to the News on Osama
Check out this hilarious video brought to you by the same peeps who brought you the “Overly Loud Yawn Remix”. Who knew our former prez had such sweet dance moves? MORE »
Mann Library Rivals Walmart
Similarly to Walmart on Black Friday, Mann Library opens at 10 AM on a Saturday morning during finals week and a line is out the door to rent laptops, chargers and get Take Notes and I think someone was trampled….you know you’re at Cornell during finals week when. Thanks to our local photographer Steph Friedman MORE »
Students Plan “Yawn In” on Facebook
Well now that poor ol’ Professor Talbert’s yawn-induced temper tantrum has literally hit every single gossip/humor/news website on the internet, his students from his Friday Business Computing lecture – yes, the same group of students who witnessed firsthand his freakout – decided to give Prof T a little taste of his own medicine by staging... MORE »
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